Immortality Lackaidaisically

Immortality Lackaidaisically

Immortality Lackaidaisically

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

Diner Immortality

When all employees at a local diner know your name by heart and what you normally order.

I went to Waffle House last night and the waitress knew my name and order. I guess I'm diner immortality now!

by localdinermn6699 August 7, 2012

Sexual Immortality

When you can fuck for fucking ages, sometimes without busting a sweat while also busting other things...if ya know what I mean heeheehee.

Brad: Yo Chad has been fucking three girls every night and still makes it to school on time without being tired.
Mark: Ya bro, he has Sexual Immortality.

Brad: 👁👄👁

by xXISuckAtNames69Xx September 1, 2020

Profane immortality

something bad that happens to kids which makes them swear at a young age, then it sticks with them for their entire life, then they spread it. Horrible

quit swearing now or you will pass on your profane immortality

by EA animations April 21, 2021

Thanato-immortality Complex

A complex where someone constantly wants to die Suicidal Ideation while also having a desire for immortality

Isabel had a Thanato-immortality Complex. She constantly wished she could die, yet always yearned for immortality

by isabel perry May 23, 2024

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality

Investigative immortality

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Neuro Immortality

A theoretical form of immortality in which an individual maintains full psychological stability, voluntary pain regulation, infinite cosmic mobility, and retains the ability to end immortality by personal choice. The purpose is exploration, humility, and connection, not domination.

He has finally unlocked neuro immortality; he is now a cosmic traveler

by Atomic Jack January 5, 2026