income

Obtainment or increase of wealth.

The Constitution of the United States of America makes reference to income, but does not define it. No law in the USC defines income.

"Income" in federal courts is treated to suggest any acquisition of Federal Reserve currency, or acquisition of any thing that can be converted to Federal Reserve currency.

Income tax is a tax imposed upon incomes.

by Jon Davis January 13, 2004

incompetence

A group of Montgomery County Public Schools (MCPS) staff or administrators.

You have a congress of owls, a herd of deer, and an incompetence of MCPS staff.
We were having a very productive meeting before we were joined by an incompetence of MCPS staff.

by Lemonjello Jones November 7, 2018

LIG (Low Income Girl)

noun: any girl who is easily impressed by a man who can provide the basic necessities of life

plural: LIGs are an archetype of hood-rats

antonym: any girl who is a LIG at heart but attempts to blend in with females on the other side of the poverty line; aka "daywalker"

"When I went up to the bar, this LIG (Low Income Girl) was staring at my wallet"

"I had a LIG (Low Income Girl) over and she was impressed by the fact my thermostat was set at 73* in the middle of winter"

" This one LIG (Low Income Girl) felt bad accepting free food at my house"

" Once a LIG, always a LIG"

" This LIG downed 1 bottle of white wine, 2 beers, and drove home an hour later"

" I've never met an Amanda that wasn't a LIG"

" This LIG hadn't seen a dentist in years"

" We went to pick up these LIGs, they were chilling on top of their trailer home"

by .R. December 15, 2009

incognito genius

Someone with a very high social IQ, or emotional intelligence, and who has acquired an enormous amount of social capital through befriending a large number of people. Typically someone who organizes numerous social gatherings, but who is not a professional event organizer or party planner. Also, a master of the "after party".

You just know that there are going to be some surprises at the Hallowe-en party cuz Stacey is such an incognito genius.

by E. Canoodle October 23, 2006

Incockneato

A homosexual individual who acts or pretends to act in a straight manner so as to be discreet with regards to their sexual orientation.

I never knew! He was totally incockneato!

by An Incockneatus June 20, 2011

Vaccine Incompatibility

When a husband and his wife filed for divorce, or an unmarried couple decided to split, because both parties opted to get different vaccines or booster shots.

John who got Pfizer and his wife who got Moderna can’t wait until death to part ways—they told the judge that they can’t stand each other due to vaccine incompatibility.

by MathPlus February 19, 2022

incognition

noun
the mental action or process of acquiring ignorance and misunderstanding through thoughtlessness, inexperience, and excessive regard of the senses.

The appreciation of fashion requires no small amount of incognition.

by Ken Hogan December 27, 2016