by LizzyTheSorcerer June 5, 2014
Get the Infinitysome mug.I had infinite wood on Thursday. I took some viagra so I could have sex with Desi Williams from Survivor. She is so hot i wanted to be able to have sex for more than 39 minutes, my usual standard. My erectile would not deflate or cum so I dragged my embarrased self to urgent care. Once there a nurse with huge tits hopped on my erect penis with her tight vagina and fucked me so hard with her tight pussy that I finally came. Thank you nurse Cheri!!!!!!!!!
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When two penises are interlaced and touch tips in anticipation of one ejaculating, the ejaculatory penis cums inside the other penis. Storing the cum inside the urethra, the cum is then recycled for the next round of ejaculation.
i.e. fluid swapping
i.e. fluid swapping
Tom: "Man, I've been feeling lonely, makes me thing of the days when me and my hubby used to infinicum maneuver."
Barry: "Dang I've been feeling the same, never heard of that infinicum shit though"
Tom: "You've never heard of infinicum? Dude...what are you doing later tonight."
Barry: "Interlacing my dick with yours, I guess!"
Barry: "Dang I've been feeling the same, never heard of that infinicum shit though"
Tom: "You've never heard of infinicum? Dude...what are you doing later tonight."
Barry: "Interlacing my dick with yours, I guess!"
by cumphilosopher69 November 6, 2020
Get the infinicum mug.The theory that if a bagel is cut horizontally, each half can be considered one bagel, allowing an infinite number of bagels to be formed from one bagel. This is to say, as long as a section of an object is identified as a whole, the entirety of its children on the same plane can also be considered whole, creating a paradox where an original object can be responsible for the creation of an infinite number of itself.
Craig: "I bought this bagel from a New York bakery and they consider half a bagel a whole bagel?"
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."
Graham: "Yeah it supports the Infinite Bagel Theory. As long as the horizontal slice is considered whole, an endless number of bagels can be formed."
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