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Indonesian Lawnmower

The act of licking the pubic hairs of another persons anal cavity in a fast, circular motion. It works much better if the person receiving the Indonesian Lawnmower has a very hairy asshole.
D00d, my asshole is so hairy. I'm gonna tell that ho Rachel to give me the Indonesian Lawnmower, and then I'm gonna fart in her mouth.
by Nate of Fate. February 25, 2009
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Spicy Indonesian

When a man pours Indonesian hot sauce on his penis, and has a girl give him a blowjob, resulting in a burning sensation on the guy's penis, as well as a burning sensation on the girl's tongue.
She had the kinkiest idea last night, she asked if i wanted to try out the spicy Indonesian.
by Xkuay March 31, 2010
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indo

Bastardization of "Cannabis indica", the Indian hemp plant. (See also: Cannabis sativa). The indica subspecies is believed to be native to India, not Indonesia.
this indo weed is killer, chief.
by Hydroponic bubonic October 30, 2003
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a sexual act performed in the western hemisphere. performed with an Asian woman between the heights of 4'9'' and 5'2'' and a African-American male of large penis (12"+, 7'' circumference). occurs when black male of large penis fails to insert penis into the small Asian woman. faced with a dilemma, the black male finds ranch salad dressing and uses said ranch to lubricate obscenely large penis. thus, enabling him to insert penis into the small Asian vagina. after intercourse is completed and vagina is enlarged due to sex, black male proceeds to use the ranch salad dressing left over in the vagina and mixes in salad, assorted veggies, and fried chicken. he then consumes said fried chicken salad out of Asian woman's vagina using nothing more than chopsticks.
" nigga you straight indonesian fried chicken salad'd that chink bitch janice last night nigga."
by chinkbitchjanice5987xoox69 September 19, 2009
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Indonesian ass clogger

When a woman has diarrhea, and you try to stop the flow with your penis.
I did the Indonesian ass clogger on my girlfriend last night.

This was thought up by my friend Benson.
by MHO April 13, 2013
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government indoctrination center

A public school. Used by advocates of homeschooling and school choice, and also advocates of extremely limited government, because these people believe that government-funded schools much necessarily be overtly favourable to government and unnecessarily unfavourable toward the private sector.
Yes you will have to pay the full cost of your child's education while continuing to pay the taxes that support government indoctrination centers, but the tradeoff is worth it.

The faster we close down government indoctrination centers, the more likely we can still restore America.

If you spend twelve to sixteen years in government indoctrination centers learning that government has the role, responsibility and authority to oversee all relationships and organizations, you naturally assume that includes the church and the family.
by suomu January 27, 2018
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indoctrination

A word people like to use when other people try to teach their kids something that they don't agree with.
Indoctrination Example 1
Liberal Teacher: Today class we are going to learn about LGBT issues.
Conservative Parent: Stop indoctrinating my child to be a fag!

Indoctrination Example 2
Conservative Teacher: Today class we are going to learn about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Secular Parent: Stop indoctrinating my child to be a fundie!
by gay fundie June 17, 2009
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