Shadow balling is when you're on some online chat service, such as, teamspeak or ventrilo, and you silently jack off without muting yourself.
by Steel Can July 10, 2016
Get the shadow ballingmug. Not being able to snap but pretending you can. This sometimes creates a muffled "snapping" sound, which is what the shadow refers to.
by alksak August 4, 2010
Get the Shadow Snappingmug. When overweight people have excess skin AKA "flab" it casts a shadow when it is sunny out. This "flab shadow" usually prevents sunburn to the area inside the flab shadow.
by I am in the KGB August 8, 2014
Get the Flab Shadowmug. The shadow your butt casts as you slowly squat down to drop a deuce.
Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.
The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.
Getting out of something right before getting shit on. Literally or metaphorically.
The last taste of freedom before the ominous shadow is above you.
Tom: "Jeremy look out! There is a crap shadow overhead and you are about to get shat on"
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."
Jeremy: "oh shit!!!"
Tom: "Glad I carry this toilet paper around."
by Zaneman May 26, 2013
Get the Crap Shadowmug. A cock shadow is simply a shadow made from your cock, this can be achieved by being in a certain type of light and at a certain angle.
only trained people can achive this after years of hard practice.
only trained people can achive this after years of hard practice.
by Mike Hilton July 27, 2007
Get the Cock Shadowmug. shadow fucker = fucking the the shadows
that is, to part-take in sexual activity (of any kind) undercover from your close friends and deliberately withhold information relating to sexual encounters from close friends, even when questioned directly. insisting on your innocence when clearly you have been fucking in the shadows makes you a master shadow fucker.
to further expand:
This young bull and an older bull were grazing in a paddock. Beside them in the next pen there were hundreds of beautiful, blue eyed cows. The young bull turned to the old bull and said “Boy! Look over there!” He pointed with his hoof. “ Look at all of those beautiful, blue eyed cows grazing in that field over there! Look at them all!!!” he yelled with excitement. “C’mon! Let’s run over there, jump the gate, and have one of those cows!” There was a little pause, then the old bull lifts his head, smiles and turns to the young bull and advises, "Let us walk down quietly, young man, and not just service a few but the whole fuckin' herd!"
- The old bull is clearly a master shadow fucker
Q: why has the shadow fucker evolved?
A: many reasons; primarily due to the inability of women to keep their mouth shut.
that is, to part-take in sexual activity (of any kind) undercover from your close friends and deliberately withhold information relating to sexual encounters from close friends, even when questioned directly. insisting on your innocence when clearly you have been fucking in the shadows makes you a master shadow fucker.
to further expand:
This young bull and an older bull were grazing in a paddock. Beside them in the next pen there were hundreds of beautiful, blue eyed cows. The young bull turned to the old bull and said “Boy! Look over there!” He pointed with his hoof. “ Look at all of those beautiful, blue eyed cows grazing in that field over there! Look at them all!!!” he yelled with excitement. “C’mon! Let’s run over there, jump the gate, and have one of those cows!” There was a little pause, then the old bull lifts his head, smiles and turns to the young bull and advises, "Let us walk down quietly, young man, and not just service a few but the whole fuckin' herd!"
- The old bull is clearly a master shadow fucker
Q: why has the shadow fucker evolved?
A: many reasons; primarily due to the inability of women to keep their mouth shut.
1. my mate mike is a shadow fucker; he's always claiming innocence. that's what makes him the master shadow fucker.
2.
Friend 1: Anyone seen Mcdreamy?
Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: Mcdreamy's always in the shadows!
2.
Friend 1: Anyone seen Mcdreamy?
Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: Mcdreamy's always in the shadows!
by brownspaniel May 19, 2010
Get the shadow fuckermug. by Dr. Simulacra October 9, 2013
Get the shadow monkmug.