Someone pooped my pants

Something Jeffy from SML says as a way of deflection to get him out of trouble when he shits his pants.
Jeffy: Farts

Rosalina: What's that smell?

Jeffy: Ummmm someone pooped my pants.

Mario: JEFFY!
by UltimateDoge June 26, 2021
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oops I crapped my pants

A fake commercial from the popular television show SNL. This skit first aired sometime in the mid 90s.
"Imagine this pitcher of ice tea is a gallon of your feces..."

"How do you know so much about Oops I Craped My Pants?"
"Because I'm wearing them...and I just did."
by Liz February 20, 2005
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oops I crapped my pants

I can now play tennis for hours without going to the bathroom! Thanks, oops I crapped my pants
by tt February 16, 2003
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To have my pants pulled down

Other than it's literal meaning, it is metaphorically used to denote somebody being taken for a fool. Mostly used by Brits. Brought to the wider audience by Guy Ritchie's movie, Snatch.
Turkish: (looks at the caravan) Look at it. How am I suppose to run this thing from that? We'll need a proper office. I want a new one, Tommy. You're going to buy it for me.
Tommy: Why me?
Turkish: Well, you know about caravans.
Tommy: How's that?
Turkish: You spent a summer in one, which means you know more than me. And I don't want to have my pants pulled down over the price.
by RobKnob February 03, 2012
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oops I crapped my pants

adult diaper that promises to hold "a lot of dung" (as demonstrated in the tv commercial, when a gallon of iced tea was pored into the diaper to simulate the amount of feces it can hold).
by LN July 20, 2003
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makes my pants go crazy

Another way to say that a female is very good looking and would be fun to mate.
Wow, I just got the latest playboy, and WOW does Amber Campisi make my pants go crazy!
by Leif February 21, 2005
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I'll never wash my pants

A phrase often used by men and women alike after being, ahem, "affected" by another person.
Guy 1: Did you see that girl in the skirt bending over to pick up her penny?

Guy 2: Yes. And I'll never wash these pants again.
by Neko~ December 03, 2004
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