Sanity will get eaten alive my 12 pink fairy armadillos before receiving an invite to a private cheat
by nEVER GETTING A PRIVATE CHEWAT November 10, 2018

Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup
by TDDUP November 18, 2010

Which is why I rejected your invitation to come be subsidiary to you because, by your own logic, I'd have to walk out the second you answered pretty much any question about whether not you believe in God, the policies you suggest are derived from an evil solipsistic incest cult, and you're both distorting and hiding underlying facts.
Hym "No, your disingenuous invitation join your cult isn't evidence you've tried to break with me. You can come here. You were command by someone if higher status to do a thing. Gayve Jewben already showed up to talk to my coworkers while I wasn't around back when he came here for a speech (I heard the echo of his presence "Keep an I on this guy for me. He's a little sketchy"). Why would I spend money to go be subsidiary to an inferior? It doesn't make any sense."
by Hym Iam February 20, 2024

When someone posts that they haven’t eaten you say should we invite Bella hadid
DONT USE A QUESTION MARK
DONT USE A QUESTION MARK
Post: I only ate an ice coffee today!
Comments: should we throw a party? Should we tell everyone? should we invite Bella hadid
Comments: should we throw a party? Should we tell everyone? should we invite Bella hadid
by Selana August 11, 2024

Person 1: *laughs evily*
Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"
Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"
Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"
Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?
Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"
Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"
Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"
Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."
by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024

When your buddy needs his own personal invitation. Even tho the event, party or raid team is an open invitation.
by Mybigavocado January 24, 2021
