One of the most challenging high school programs, yet totally useless. IB students rarely have a life, and if they do usually do not do well in their academics. The IB curriculum is usually adapted to their specific high school, however IB students are required to write IAs in every subject, the world lit essay, and extended essay (4000 words) and complete at least 150 CAS (creative, active, service) hours.
The average IB student gets between 2-5 hours of sleep every night, due to hour long procrastination and a huge work load. They are also typically divided into at least 5 groups:
- The hard working, well doing nerd (no life)
- The hard working, not so well doing nerd (no life)
- The semi hard working, well doing normal teeny (a life)
- The "I don't give a shit" person (PARTYYY)
- The smart person who doesn't work (PARTYYYY)
Despite the different types of IB students the typical IB student is awkward. They lack the normal gossipy world of high school, and are sheltered and protected from anything that's not school-related. On top of that, whenever IB students hang out, the only thing they are able to talk about is school.
It is however to be considered, that most IB students hate the IB program and wish they could "drop out" or "drop to academic".
The average IB student gets between 2-5 hours of sleep every night, due to hour long procrastination and a huge work load. They are also typically divided into at least 5 groups:
- The hard working, well doing nerd (no life)
- The hard working, not so well doing nerd (no life)
- The semi hard working, well doing normal teeny (a life)
- The "I don't give a shit" person (PARTYYY)
- The smart person who doesn't work (PARTYYYY)
Despite the different types of IB students the typical IB student is awkward. They lack the normal gossipy world of high school, and are sheltered and protected from anything that's not school-related. On top of that, whenever IB students hang out, the only thing they are able to talk about is school.
It is however to be considered, that most IB students hate the IB program and wish they could "drop out" or "drop to academic".
Example 1:
IB1: Hey __________, what's up?
IB2: Not much really, just working on my World Lit.
IB1: Oh really? And how did you do on that Math Test?
IB2: Man, so badly. Dude I hate the IB Program.
Example 2:
nonIB: Hey, how are you?
IB: Pretty good, hbu?
nonIB: Same. Did you hear about ________ and ________ breaking up? I can't believe they are over, they've been together for ever!
IB: They were in a relationship??!?!?! :O
*awkward silence*
nonIB: Man you guys in the IB Program don't hear about anything!
IB1: Hey __________, what's up?
IB2: Not much really, just working on my World Lit.
IB1: Oh really? And how did you do on that Math Test?
IB2: Man, so badly. Dude I hate the IB Program.
Example 2:
nonIB: Hey, how are you?
IB: Pretty good, hbu?
nonIB: Same. Did you hear about ________ and ________ breaking up? I can't believe they are over, they've been together for ever!
IB: They were in a relationship??!?!?! :O
*awkward silence*
nonIB: Man you guys in the IB Program don't hear about anything!
by IB4LIFE January 05, 2011
The phenomenon in which an International Baccalaureate, or IB student, enters a fit of rage induced by not immediately understanding the subject matter taught. It may cause the student to violently rampage and choke other students, slap them with hand sanitizer, and remove their hands from the steering wheel while driving.
After Kyle was destroyed by the preterite vs. imperfect tense in Spanish class, he went on a rampage. He abused hand sanitizer, got a verbal warning, choked another student, broke a pencil, and nearly caused a traffic accident. Senor Spaedt identified this as IB rage, and stopped Kyle from being OUT OF CONTROL.
by Knupps March 04, 2011
1. A person who whips his hair back and forth in order to relieve from stress
2. A person who bs his/her way through his/her last to years of school
2. A person who bs his/her way through his/her last to years of school
by ngriwi October 10, 2011
An IB Music class where you spend more time playing Internet games than you do learning about actual Music history that will be on the IB test. Often taken by lazy band dropouts, the average IB Not Doppler student will use this class as time to sleep, do other homework, watch movies, talk, or do just about anything not related to IB Music. Sadly, every student in IB Not Doppler will definitely fail the IB test... but hey, we have a whole other year to learn this right? Well, time to play Flight.
Teacher: "I've got a hangover. Get out the Macbooks and compose or something. Except for my HL's... whoever they are."
Student 1: "Time to porn surf."
Student 2: "I love IB Not Doppler."
Student 1: "Ugh, I have so much homework in IB Psych!"
Student 2: "I know what you mean. In IB Not Doppler I have to turn on my computer AND play Achievement Unlocked tonight. FML."
Student 1: "....."
Student 1: "Time to porn surf."
Student 2: "I love IB Not Doppler."
Student 1: "Ugh, I have so much homework in IB Psych!"
Student 2: "I know what you mean. In IB Not Doppler I have to turn on my computer AND play Achievement Unlocked tonight. FML."
Student 1: "....."
by Boston is the best band ever March 30, 2011
A term to call someone who cracks out jokes that are nowhere near funny nor are the jokes even remotely amusing (based on the username of an unfunny meme page)
“Dude stop being such an IB Dankness”
Person 1: *bad joke*
Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness
Person 1: *bad joke*
Person 2: Wow, you’re just as funny as IB Dankness
by literallystfu August 26, 2019
Similar to beer goggles, only in this case it pertains to the International Baccalaureate program in high school. Someone you never would have been attracted to while in "normal kid school" starts to look pretty good...
Sara: "OMG Did you hear that Suzi and David are going out now!?!?"
Erin: "Wait, you mean the Suzi who models and the David who's face is covered in acne and is taking IB Physics HL and IB Chemistry HL? Must be the IB goggles."
Erin: "Wait, you mean the Suzi who models and the David who's face is covered in acne and is taking IB Physics HL and IB Chemistry HL? Must be the IB goggles."
by s12 January 18, 2009
A high school student enrolled in the IB program. They are considered really smart, but this is not always the case (see: Datev Salibian). Basically, they do way more work in order to get scholarships and/or get accepted into very good colleges.
by Hey guys what's up May 11, 2004