I’m heterosexual

No you’re not.

“I’m heterosexual”
“we just fucked?”
“and?”
“we’re both guys”
“fuck”

by TheGreatAlfini September 12, 2020

I’m sleep

Tired of ones bull****

“Hey John, I threw away your Xbox controller on accident”.....I’m sleep

by Kidwood November 17, 2018

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time

I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!

by RandomJack69 December 20, 2018

i’m knocked

It’s the call of when your teammate in Fortnite got shot to the point where he is knocked down, and is slowly dying. Either you save him and give him meds and shield, or you let him die and take his loot.

Joe: I’m knocked! Come help me!
Bill: I’ll save you!

by Juggernaut RayGun June 24, 2018

I’m Blowed

Florida Slang. Means “very mad or sad”

“Yo, You’re car’s not there, must’ve been towed”
“Wtf bro, I’m blowed as fuck i was here for an hour

by FROMDaTRAP July 05, 2019

i’m snacking

the ridiculously infamous videos from April 12th on barstool sports Instagram page. Everyone wants them deleted because they are terrible content and all it is is a stupid tik tok of a girl who clearly isn’t snacking, just dancing miserably.

commenter 1: DELETE (I’M SNACKING) VIDEOS NOW
commenter 2: (smh) barstool is nothing like it used to be

by va11eyofdo11s May 11, 2020

I’m sorry

I apologize for everything Jews

Just don’t hurt me

I’m sorry

by Death Menace April 10, 2022