hunk clunk

big, smart and stupid.

damn, he’s a hunk clunk.

by big friendly ginger May 24, 2018

hunk a chunck

Throwing a piece of shit at the nearest person.

Im gona fucking hunk a chunck if this does not stop.

by SunnierSum49 April 16, 2015

hunk of carbon

Diamond

Hey, what size hunk of carbon did you get when he popped the question?

by rickbelpre December 22, 2011

Hunk-Shaming

When bros use anti-aging solutions (like Locklab hair growth pills) to stay hunked out, and other bros shame them for it.

*Bro who's let himself go bald and is now hunk-shaming men for STOPPING their hair loss*

"All men should give up on their hair ASAP. Just shave your head and let your poor genetics win."

*Hunk who is pro-handsomeness and anti-letting himself go*

"Sorry pal, but no way I'm letting poor genetics de-hunk me. Real men stay hungry, hairy, and hunked out"

by Thugnanimous July 26, 2024

Hunk your hoinks

A Slang term for rape

I'm going to Hunk your hoinks

by Telemations December 31, 2021

Oceanside Hunks

Being big and hunky , but also from oceanside.

“Wow, who are they?” “Those are the Oceanside Hunks”

by OceansideLover900 May 01, 2024

Oceanside hunks

The hunks of oceanside , long island.

those are the girls that are dating the oceanside hunks. they are so cool.

by OceansideLover900 June 10, 2024