Hump Day 

One day in the week, Wednesday, where two people satisfy each other's sexual needs and desires.

Hey, do you want to come over for Hump Day?

I'm tingly thinking about you doing me on Hump Day!

Hump Day by ohiooak June 6, 2018

Hump Day 

Would you like the orgin of Hump Day? As You Wish. Originally named after Prince Humperdink from "The Princess Bride"

It was on a Wednesday he was to be married to Buttercup, but Wesley disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts swooped in and saved the day.

The people decided to call every Wednesday Hump day so the evil prince would be reminded of his failure for eternity.

Hump Day by JJ Easy November 20, 2013

hump day 

A term used exclusively by douchebags in reference to Wednesday.

Some douchebag named Garrett: Happy hump day!

Man: It's called Wednesday, you piece of garbage.

hump day by Heegagurkurk February 21, 2009

Hump-hump jump 

A highly complicated and potentially dangerous dance move that involves getting in push up position, performing two 'humps' and then pushing yourself up off the ground, only to land in the same position and repeat the cycle.

Move back, clear the floor! My boy's gonna do the hump-hump jump.

Hump-hump jump by Chrisyoghurt November 13, 2010

hump a ho

to jump a curb, just like flip a bitch is to make a u turn, you can have a very erotic conversation about driving if you were so inclined to.

ima was driving in the wrong direction so i told her to flip a bitch, but she didn't see the curb so she ended up humping a ho.

if you were running from the cops you could hump a ho to get away.

hump a ho by philip.f October 7, 2007

Hump-rat 

A woman with qustionable virtues that
loves to hump.

I met this girl last night and she was a total Hump-rat.

Hump-rat by BLKGSR June 16, 2004

Hump Whale 

The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.

Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.

Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.

Hump Whale by TCT1 April 20, 2010