Sits among the dodge ram and the lincoln navigator as of the most pointless wastes of the world's few resources that was devised by mankind - the off roaders that no one would ever use to go off road (in case chrome bumpers were dented or pearlescent paint scratched). Customers have the curious belief that if you drive one you are MORE likely to be a cool, 'wack', 'blingin' and/or 'sick' member of society. The need to melt the polar icecaps (or indeed do anything that is going to jeopardise the future of mankind) as quickly as possible is a basic instinct of the buyers of this vehicle - and, incidentally, some especially severe sufferers of mental retardation - although it is impossible to say how the two groups are connected.
Check out that wack guy in the hummer. That dude is sick!
Sick? He looks rather healthy to me - apart from his obvious crippling insecurity and a fat to body matter ratio of nearly 100:1.
Sick? He looks rather healthy to me - apart from his obvious crippling insecurity and a fat to body matter ratio of nearly 100:1.
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2. A un-godly large box of a SUV, said car is a gas guzzler, most of the owners are not indeed off-road inthusists, but just rich upper class Men who work at insurance companies. Most men who own Hummers have never actually taken it off the pavement, the only place it is usefull is military and off roading.
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2. A un-godly large box of a SUV, said car is a gas guzzler, most of the owners are not indeed off-road inthusists, but just rich upper class Men who work at insurance companies. Most men who own Hummers have never actually taken it off the pavement, the only place it is usefull is military and off roading.
3. (Hummered) When a sports mom is hit by shock at the enormous gas bill, after driving her gas-guzzling SUV or minivan, paying for the $2.70/gallon 12 mpg vechicle.
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