starfish humping

palm thrusting or massaging with your fingers spread

i was starfish humping my girlfriends boobs

by DPRobb April 9, 2008

humming bear

A humming bear is when one gives a blow job to a very hairy individual.

Hey, Suzy...do I have any hairs in my teeth? I just gave Bob a humming bear. He's a real life Sasquatch down there.

by taradise September 1, 2014

hudingus

when someone goes to say hut gay and dingus at the same time

hey Trendan Bang your a Hudingus

by litfamyeetdab March 17, 2019

Hummingbirdog

When a partner inserts their tongue into the sphincter of another while simultaneously beating/rubbing off with both their hands. This position is usually done while the receiver is on all fours, and the giver sits between their legs. The act of nature is over when the giver has made it deep enough to the ‘nectar’ and the receiver gets a face full of seed. Just like an animal fertilizing the flower.

Frankie was on her hands and knees, while Toby sat and performed the hummingbirdog method on Frankie’s puckered anus. It was impressive watching Toby use both hands on his cock while simultaneously penetrating her anus. Based on the smudges on both their faces, looks like he got the nectar and she got the seed.

by Pinkpopper August 9, 2023

happy humping

Wishing for your friends to get laid.

It's finally Friday, happy humping everyone!!!

by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019

Wet Humping

A kinkier version of dry humping which involves body-to-body grinding but while naked or wearing briefs and covered in copious amounts of lube (or oil, or shampoo, or shaving cream). The most ideal place for wet humping is on an inflatable air mattress, but alternatively you can throw a plastic tarp over your bed.

If you wanna get even more kinky, try doing it on a trampoline or gymnastics mat, it could heighten the experience even more. Wet humping shares similarities with nuru massages, only that there's no penetration involved.

Lilliana and Jacob were lusting hard for each other but they were tired of dry humping, especially for Jacob. Once their friend introduced them to the concept of wet humping, they tried it and had an unforgettably orgasmic experience.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 4, 2022

drama humping

when people pile up on an online post due to their wretched desire for drama and attention.

wow, when "Mouth Breathing CHUD Zone" kept replying to the neighbourhood watch group on FB about the unlikely scenario that aliens were responsible for abducting local cats, drawing in like-minded idiots, i knew they were all thirsty for some drama humping to spice up their empty existence.

by Traipsing Balls July 20, 2023