Human pet

A human who sees them selves as a pet, Often a loved one such as a significant other being their master. Wears leashes, collars and are lead around by their master on the leash. Can be male or female.

The goth human pet and her fiance were kicked off of a bus because she wore a collar and leash.

by Lusha Drackoness January 11, 2011

Human Snookapede

A Human Snookapede Is where someone rounds up about ten of Snookies aborted fetus'. Which just happens to be how many she produces per day. Then we use the stem cells from the fetus' and create lab born babies. We take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones anus. This resembles a Human Centipede. You then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the Human Snookapede around town.

Dude why is that sick motherfucker walking babies with they're mouths to there anus'?

Because It's a Human Snookapede

by Rezarazeraz February 7, 2012

human tarpit

Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.

A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.

by grok February 18, 2013

human spackle

The act of finishing off on a girls face and then using your dick to smear your recently departed swimmers all over her face.

She was giving a great BJ so I covered her face in my Human Spackle.

by Matt_Foley* May 30, 2014

Human Hangover

The palpable void, deafening silence, undeniable grief and/or sadness felt in the days following good times with friends or loved ones.

"I'm in the dumps." "No, that's just Human Hangover, I get that after I've had fun then it's just me again. come over tonight for happy hour."

by Pickled Olive July 29, 2016

humand

A "humand" is a person who understands, uses and relies on technology. They recognise that all people are humans and that we are individual in our approach but do require technology for aspects of life.

Steve Jobs was a "humand".

by the humand August 6, 2019

human gas pipe

A human gas pipe is when two or more people (preferably in a sexual setting) engage in an ass to mouth oriented, human centipedesque configuration whilst performing analingus amidst passing down a chain of gas via ass coughs

Teddy: Is there such thing as “Pink throat”?

Lauren: I’m not sure, why do you ask?
Teddy: Well... Last night those girls I met from PF Chang’s and I had had a wicked Human Gas Pipe goin and I woke up with an itchy, crusty throat this morning...
Lauren: Hmmmm...I think we should call off our wedding until we know for sure just to be safe

by Juicey Freddy March 20, 2021