He is one hp

When you play Fortnite and your enemy is low hp (between 1-200 hp) and you tell to your teammate “he is one hp”

He is one hp, you should kill him!

by LVmk10 December 6, 2021

HP Pavilion Gaming

gaming laptop (NOT THE DESKTOP)
very cool
geforce 1650
144hz screen
16 gb of ram
ryzen 5 5600h
512 gb ssd
999 dollars
insane laptop

Guy: bro did you see micheal? he has a hp pavilion gaming
Friend: yeah bro hes so cool
micheal: gaming

by bob boberson but better July 11, 2022

Hp

Hp is the best brother ever, they are usually the older brother of their amazing younger sister isa, they are awesome in every way and are so incredibly awesome, their sister isa. Hp can be silly at times but they're usually calm and cool, they can be found on the dark web for $27.95 (overpriced if you ask me) and have been known to love shopping online, going out with their friends, frogs, their friends, their amazing, awesome, jaw dropping, baller of a sister isa, and their amazeballs guitar akrisha, hp is known to always have the best style in basically everything under the sun (music, clothes, drawing etc.) He is one of the best people on earth and everyone should be lucky to have someone like Hp.

person: who's hp?

isa: hp is the best older brother ever, he always deals with my tantrums and my materialism, he is my favourite person ever and has always been there for me regardless of the situation, i love my brother with all my heart, he is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me. im so glad to be ending their year with them. (i love you hermano. )

by Ihavethebestbrotherever__08 December 21, 2023

hp

Abbreviation for Houseparty

Oliver: Hey, wanna hp?
Tati: No

by yes no maybe yes May 4, 2020

HP

hairy pussy. that shits nasty

9:58pmAlex
pfft you dont even know what it means so shut the foo

9:58pmVi
:(

HP is probs me

i know i know

9:59pmAlex
hah hp is nasty

9:59pmVi
whats HP?

the comp?

9:59pmAlex
its not a like inadamate its all living and ew

10:00pmVi
what??

10:00pm

Vi and Ari Basen are now friends.
10:01pmAlex
see tyler likes my status and he knows what it is

10:01pmVi
AAHHHHHHHHHHH

you guys are poop hole

holessss

10:02pmAlex
your a poop hole cause you dont know what it is

10:03pmVi
bc you wont tell me

im gonna go cut myself in a corner now bc your being meab

thanks alex thanks a lot

10:03pmAlex
noooooooooooo

10:03pmVi
too l8 here i go

by frosty12124 May 17, 2009

Hp

Hp (High Protectors) A Clan on Omlet Arcade acts to be the superior while having no ratios of father figure and Being a crybaby

Hp is commonly used to represent someone who has no parents as example
" Are you fatherless yes totally im an hp member! "

by OmletArcade.gg May 17, 2023

HP chicks

Girls in Hampton Park are well known as HP chicks. The HP is an abbreviation for Head Phuck coz they are nothing more than a whinging group of rachets who will drop their panties to be able to smoke the dredges on the stem of the glassy.

Indian guy: I feel like a root but have no cash
Maori guy: yeah bro, I do have some crumbs left in the g bag.
Indian guy: jolly good, lets go grab some HP chicks

Maori guy: Choice Bro.
Aghan guy: Can I watch for 5 bucks?

by The South East Oricle December 8, 2013