hoober

To have a half a hard on

I couldn't bang her properly, I was so pissed I could only get a hoober.

by Kriss Schneider August 24, 2006

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Hoobie

The deffintion of everything

That Hoobie was terrific

My Hoobie hurts

Suck my hoobie

What the hoob

by RC345 December 7, 2007

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hu-ba-ju. NOUN. 1. A Person who has the keen ability to save money, time and/or effort by manipulating (mostly incorrrectly) machinery, people and work. 2. Cheapskate 3. Jerry-rigger 4.Unpleasant Person . Other Forms verb Hoobajooing Hoobajooed, adv Hoobajooly,

"He was supposed to replace the part on the car, instead he hoobajooed it together with glue and fishing line"

"She never bought a good one she just keept hoobajooing the old one back to life"

"That guy would charge different prices for the same thing, he was a real hoobajoo"

"The factory hoobajooly ran the wires close to the flame so they could melt"

by John Rogosich September 8, 2008

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hoobaku

when you say something that cannot be responed too, or a remark that ends a conversation.

kalyn: oh so the other day i was watching a movie and todd tried to make a move on me but i was NOTTT having any of that. and then julia got all jealous because she likes todd and so now its about to go downnn and i dont know what to do. ADVICE PLEASE!
john: lol.

^hoobaku by john

by juanriordan February 27, 2009

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hoobahomephone

When something is gayer then Hoobastank and owning a land-line telephone.

Brandon: "Hey Shane that song you sang me in bed last night was totally hoobahomephone."

Shane: "What?! Friends sing Endless Love to each other in the dark on a bed covered in silk sheets."

by TheSlimStainus July 29, 2009

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