Fred was pulling a Holden when he fell down the stairs which put him in the hospital for a month with life threatening injuries.
by Hjb999 June 8, 2022

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.
I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.
I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019

by Holdengoons69 December 10, 2023

The bartender refers to the quiet patron with no confidence as a holden hull as she brings him the check. Heres your check holden hull.
by Yoyobaggins789 September 23, 2020

Woah is that a shark out there in the water? No that’s probably just a holden chillin with his homies.
by BroccoliFarts101 November 23, 2021

The single best car manufacturer in the world.
For owners hate them because they've always been better and more reliable then fords.
For owners hate them because they've always been better and more reliable then fords.
by HoldenLover February 12, 2022

Holden is the best type of person, Holden's are leader by nature and perfect in every way shape, and form. Holden gets all the women and all of them would be lucky to have a Holden. Holden's extremely smart and gets straight A's in school. They also have an average penis size of 8 - 16 Inches.
by Bigman Mitchell September 1, 2022
