hippocrisy

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.

The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.

by QuacksO November 20, 2019

Hippopotamonstorosesquipadelaphobia

Quite the annoying word. It means fear of long words.

#1: do you have hippopotamonstorosesquipadelaphobia.

#2: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by toubare December 3, 2019

Hippocrite

Amalgamation of Hippopotamus and Hypocrite. Such a huge Hypocrite, it must have a different definition.

Your such a Hippocrite

by SarcasticIndian August 27, 2020

Hippocrispy

CRISPY HIPPO

That was some good hippocrispy.

by Not DarthyPoo December 28, 2020

Hippopotamus

Dry Mouth, esp. when caused by smoking a fat J.

Yo man, can we stop for some OJ? I got some serious hippopotamus.

by Ghost Snake Killa April 7, 2022

hippomonstrosesquippedaliosupercalifragilisticexpialidociouspneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisphobia

The fear of 111 characters/letters in a single word

I need to get my hippomonstrosesquippedaliosupercalifragilisticexpialidociouspneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisphobia treated

by FlawedWords September 10, 2023

hippopotomonstroseoquippepedalophobia

A person who is afraid of long words.

Hello mr vesitasolentokone!
....WHAAAAAHaaHAAAAHAAAAA

by Riverhorse November 4, 2003