by rob May 13, 2005
Get the van helsing mug.When a Scandinavian country holds an American president long enough so that they can become indoctrinated In into their Russian captors beliefs.
Today’s American president spent two hours with the Russian president and damn, he’s already corroborated. I thought the Helsinki Syndrome would take longer than this up north.
by Russksipuppet July 19, 2018
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Everytime a good song plays on my radio, my bitch, Chelsea Handler, starts doin' the Van Helsing and totally fucks up any chance of me enjoying the song.
Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!
Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!
by B. A. Baracus June 13, 2006
Get the Van Helsing mug.the natural phenomenon occurs when a female fellates a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver.
After Turbo-Dave passed out on the couch, he awoke to see
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"
Janet helping herself to a snack.
Here's the play by play
Turbo Dave: "ZZZZZZZZZZZ"
Janet: "Mmmmm slurp slurp"
TD: "ZZZ..Whaaaa?"
J: "Slurp slurp mmmm"
TD: "I'll give you 20 minutes to cut that out!"
J: "Mmmm slurp slurp *gulp* slurp"
by DJ D-Rail August 7, 2006
Get the helping herself to a snack mug.A person whose into anime. Might find yourself friending this person because of her love for Yaoi. She has a fear of the dark and could get scared easily. Ask her. She’ll probably tell you everything.
by SpoopyBloopy November 20, 2018
Get the Heleina mug.Male/Female Nordic name.
Very harsh insult, means autistic, fat, ugly.
Avoid at all costs.
Has a higher chance than anyone to become a wizard.
Never lucky.
Suacidal.
Very harsh insult, means autistic, fat, ugly.
Avoid at all costs.
Has a higher chance than anyone to become a wizard.
Never lucky.
Suacidal.
*Kids fighting*
" You're gay! "
*gasps from the croud*
" You're a Helvis. "
*CROWD GOES WILD*
*on top of the highest bridge in town*
"Who's that?"
"That's Helvis."
"DO A FLIP!"
"Daammm... what's wrong with that guy?"
"That's Helvis. DO NOT go near him. He will think you're his friend"
" You're gay! "
*gasps from the croud*
" You're a Helvis. "
*CROWD GOES WILD*
*on top of the highest bridge in town*
"Who's that?"
"That's Helvis."
"DO A FLIP!"
"Daammm... what's wrong with that guy?"
"That's Helvis. DO NOT go near him. He will think you're his friend"
by Sivleh January 27, 2017
Get the Helvis mug.The state of "helping" while high on marijuana. To be "helping" is the serious need of help because you are possibly incapacitated on the bed or are about to or have greened out.
(True story, all names have been changed)
So on a clear starry night, two buddies hung out in their basement to get high. They ordered a box of pizza for themselves, and paid the girl the wrong amount of money; still shutting the door on the delivery person.
The two buddies ate the pizza and watched TV for awhile. One of the buddies, "Dave", felt like one of his eyes was larger than the other, and was unable to see straight. He then puked up all the pizza he just ate.
Dave claimed that if he didn't physically breathe, he felt like his body was breathing for him because of all the smoke literally trapped in his lungs and therefore inflated his lungs every time he breathed out.
When Dave laid on the bed, he looked over to his friend who was high as fuck, and kept "helping" to his friend. He constantly asked for help because he thought he was going to die. Dave couldn't feel his body and was to the point where he was too lazy to move and do anything.
(True story, all names have been changed)
So on a clear starry night, two buddies hung out in their basement to get high. They ordered a box of pizza for themselves, and paid the girl the wrong amount of money; still shutting the door on the delivery person.
The two buddies ate the pizza and watched TV for awhile. One of the buddies, "Dave", felt like one of his eyes was larger than the other, and was unable to see straight. He then puked up all the pizza he just ate.
Dave claimed that if he didn't physically breathe, he felt like his body was breathing for him because of all the smoke literally trapped in his lungs and therefore inflated his lungs every time he breathed out.
When Dave laid on the bed, he looked over to his friend who was high as fuck, and kept "helping" to his friend. He constantly asked for help because he thought he was going to die. Dave couldn't feel his body and was to the point where he was too lazy to move and do anything.
Person 1 - "Dduuddee, you okay?"
Person 2 - "I'm heellppiinngg, I can't do jack shit"
Dave smoked way too much weed to the point where he greened out and was "helping" all fucking night.
Person 2 - "I'm heellppiinngg, I can't do jack shit"
Dave smoked way too much weed to the point where he greened out and was "helping" all fucking night.
by Helping as ffuuucckk November 6, 2011
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