He's a pirate, scallywag, and a captain. He can be evil and cruel on the outside but inside he's charming and a gentleman.
by lovesbarbossa August 1, 2017
Get the Hector Barbossa mug.(noun) Any type of phrase, action, suggestion, falsification that is introduced into an interaction between any shady-style, rip-off, con-man, double/drug dealing cheat and their soon-to-be-without-money-and/or drugs victim(s) presently in the making. These shorthand stylings are simply subterfuge to keep the victim confused and unsure, taking attention away from the main business at hand. Seasoned pieces of shit can, will, and do spin their hector-ped days, weeks, even months if needed depending on how long the victim continues to pursue their long-gone finances that were gone permanently at the very moment the money reached Hector's hands. From the front to the back and top to the bottom, hector-ped is used on the reg by the most wiley, streetwise pushers to the most dim-witted nickel-and-dime predictable cheats, but regardless of their standing it is always most deplorable and a black mark on all who may be associated with such swindlers no matter how loosely linked.
Nikki just knew in all his being that he was about to be burned and fixing to get the fuck-job done on him the minute he put his cash in Charles's hand, felt it. The look in Charles's conspiring and greedy eyes all but insured him of such. 'That fuckin' bug' thought Nikki, 'I should just run over the cockroach outright before he even gets back in the ride without his money, questionable dope, and enough hector-ped that he'd be spewing that lying bullshit that could easily be passed off as some crock of shit created by a third grader to everyone until he got out of the vehicle. Lie after stupid lie, line after every bullshit line, Charles would come out to the good' Nikki knew.
by Nikki Stixx September 21, 2021
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by asses March 26, 2005
Get the Hector the erector mug.Hector is a fucking gay ass motherfucker who sucks on small shriveled slippery serpent looking penises, he's so fucking gay he would finger his too tight penis sucking prostate. He's just plain gay.
by funnyhehe January 13, 2020
Get the hector is gay mug.This might seem like a name, but it is actually a high-tech acronym (however, nobody is allowed to tell anyone what it stands for as it lays a surprise for the unwilling) Derived from Hectorverantia and sponsored by Louiza.
by use code fucking xen June 17, 2019
Get the Hector Jablinowski mug.Guy: Damn that Hector the erector. He gets all the girls.Must be the tongue rolling thing. But Atleast, I got you right babe.
Girl(bitting her teeth): Wait for me Hector!
Girl(bitting her teeth): Wait for me Hector!
by El mejor de la vida September 10, 2009
Get the Hector the Erector mug.Individuals with an issues often projects them toward others
Can also be used by the projector when criticisim heads his way (denial). Used in mostly good humour.
Can also be used by the projector when criticisim heads his way (denial). Used in mostly good humour.
by M April 8, 2005
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