Stephen Hawking

Drives around like superman in his wheelchair, telling us what the universe is. He has highest INT value and therefor must be most correct. He got the speech computer 40 years before us... And ours isn't even ready yet since we didn't figure out an interface yet. So i guess that smartass traveled in time to an Apple store in 2241 and bought one cheap and thought he'll mess around with those 1980 plebs a little and tell them about the big bang and how to make something out of nothing. His idea became well known and a series about idiots that believed his shit was made aswell. HAIL STEPHEN HAWKING!!! YOUR DECEPTION IS SO POWERFUL!!! I SHALL BEND!

Thats not true! You are Stephen Hawking!
Oh mom, stop hawking.

Hawking around does not solve your problems young man. And stop pretending youre retarded and grow up...

by kuyaaaa January 24, 2019

Stephen hawking

When your sucking cock after a bloke has cum and he looks like stephen hawkings

I stephen hawkings my bloke last night

by 91mattsmith November 10, 2019

Stephen Hawking

A sexual act where you role play as someone in a wheelchair. You then peg someone from the chair and whilst doing that, you pop a wheelie.

“She Stephen Hawking’d me so good last night”

by PseudonymsAreForNerds February 25, 2020

Cock hawking

Staring at another mans genitals while staring beside him at a urinal

I hate going piss next to Chauncey , he is always cock hawking

by JuiceTheHard”r” August 31, 2020

Stephen Hawking Fame

"Stephen Hawking became famous because of his wheelchair". He became famous because of his illness and not the publications.

Founder of Anonymous

Stephen Hawking Fame is because of his wheelchair.

by Founder of Anonymous August 23, 2021

Stephen Hawking

A Physicist who is half chair half human

Do you know Stephen Hawking? Oh, you mean the intelligent chair?

by Yellow tree dick October 12, 2021

Karen Hawking

A Karen that cannot communicate in person but needs a cell phone to police and bitch about everything . A Karen Hawkings needs a cellphone because they are autisic and can’t have verbal communication.

Hey my girlfriend is bitching agian but won’t talk in person about it . Damn bro she might be a Karen Hawking . karen Hawking uses a computer to talk shit not in person tho .

by GroundScorePro July 30, 2022