Dayum, that hause last night was after it,yo.
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A man who denies he is homosexual, although he is obviously and blatantly gay. He is so gay, that his ears are stretched out from hundreds of men using them as handles while he performed oral sex. Although he is meek, mild and viewed as a pussy by straight men, his constant self loathing has created an extreme hate of America and veterans. A Houser will often have a girlfriend, but the relationships never go anywhere. Girlfriends are merely a feeble attempt to conceal his homosexuality. To get mental relief from living a lie, a Houser will drink and dance in a flamboyant manner. The origins of the homosexuality can often be traced back to high school wrestling, when the Houser used the sport as an excuse dress in a tight singlet and roll around with men.
Todd: “I was stopped by an obviously gay police officer today. I tried to get off with a warning, so I started flirting to arouse the cop. He meekly denied being gay, and issued me a ticket.”
Tim: “I know that Officer, he’s a Houser!”
Tim: “I know that Officer, he’s a Houser!”
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Said when going pinching from open windows in the old days
Said when going pinching from open windows in the old days
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Get the Hauner mug.when you’re not just bedrotting—you’re shuffling from bed to couch to kitchen to bathroom like a cryptid haunting your own home. Maybe you open the fridge five times, forget what you wanted, stare at your phone for hours, and then suddenly it’s nighttime. It’s like bedrotting, but with ✨ environmental variety ✨.
Introverts do it for fun. HouseRotting is when you’re just existing in your space like a sentient dust bunny.
Introverts do it for fun. HouseRotting is when you’re just existing in your space like a sentient dust bunny.
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