Harper

The hottest bitch y'all ever meet. She is so hot that I melt every time I come near her, so then I have to walk away. I may have low standards but harper DAMMMMN I've never met such an amazing, beautiful, GORGEOUS HUMAN in my life. She is the person who always smiles and lights up the room. I know that some people may not agree with me, I've even heard people saying that she is a backstabber, and is so rude (Idk if that is true). I don't mind if I get to see that GORGEOUS face again. I think I am simping for her. I LOVE HARPER TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.

"DAMN BOI, she is so HOT, she MUST be harper"

by _juicebox._ November 23, 2020

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Wanger Hanger

When a female slides her hand up the shorts (preferably boardshorts) of a drunken, passed out male and gives a nice little tug on his junk, soft enough such that he does not awaken but hard enough to wildly entertain the surrounding audience.

Past-Tense: wung hung

Bree gave Bauer a massive "Wanger Hanger" when he was passed out on the beach chair.

by don mico June 11, 2006

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Tim Haggerty

see Heartthrob

See that stud over there with the six-pack; he's a real Tim Haggerty.

by word9 August 21, 2008

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Hergert

The last name granted to superior beings that have large genitals and have deep pimp voices. It has been said that when hearing a Hergert you can hear their hoe's in the background.

Person 1: "Hey that guy has three legs!"
Person 2: "He must be a Hergert"

by Fester Ingblister May 19, 2008

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