Handshaker

A car with manual transmission.

I'd loan you my car for the weekend, but I know you hate to drive a handshaker.

by ChristianRory December 28, 2005

Winnipeg Handshake

Smashing a beer bottle on the ground and jabbing it toward someone with a hand shaking motion.

I lipped this guy off so he jumped out of the back of his car and greeted me with a Winnipeg Handshake.

by Lingus April 5, 2006

Winnipeg Handshake

The pop culture definition of a stabbing in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Referring to the act of attacking someone with a knife.

Man, I really hate that guy, if I see him again I'll give him a Winnipeg Handshake.

by Shyfted April 11, 2011

handshake

1. The grasping of hands by two people, as in greeting or leave-taking.
2. Computer Science. An exchange of signals between two devices when communications begin in order to ensure synchronization.

Jerds gives Spengler The Handshake™.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

sinners handshake

when your lover gives you a hand job while in a church lot or park while people watch

my hunny gave me the sinners handshake and some kid slipped and skinned his knee in the juice

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

Dead Fish Handshake

The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.

John: "Did you meet Anthony yet?"
David: "Yeah, notice that pussy ass dead fish handshake of his?"

by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008

asshole handshake

The rubbing together of two fists, thumb-and-index-finger side-in (The side that looks like an asshole), recognizing that the other fellow and you are both, well, assholes.

Monti: I feel like such an asshole. Am I?
Ed: Yes, yes you are. But so am I. Let's perform the secret asshole handshake. (perform the gesture).

by Edo Alonge September 30, 2007