Hanson

American pop/rock band best summed up by two words
''THEY SUCK!!!''

wow Hanson really suck! put on on some Pink Floyd quick!!

by ayeyermaw May 9, 2006

Hanbone

A person of Portuguese descent who is well-endowed

Damn, that Pork Chop taking a piss in the urinal next to me has a huge dick, he's definitely a Hanbone

by edohc bro July 23, 2011

John Hanson was the first president

He served from 1781-1782 under the Articles of Confederation

Guy 1: Did you know that John Hanson was the first president?!
Guy 2: No.
Guy: Dude, know your history.

by Rex Narky May 10, 2017

John Hanson

John Hanson is a handsome man in his 60s, he hits on younger women and smells of freshly cut grass

I wrote a song about John Hanson

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

Ethan Hannon

He's A Really Nice Guy With A Massive Cock and Will Do You Good In Bed.

Ethan Hannon is so sexy

by BigCockASaurus December 1, 2020

Hanson's law

Hanson's Law- As the result of seemingly endless political chat room and message board flame wars, basic human social decorum dictates that once a person uses the word(s); “libs”, "liberal" or "liberals", they immediately establish their political bias, polarize their audience and lose all credibility.

At this point, Hanson’s Law has been invoked and offender’s statements are reduced to the level of worthless political propaganda.

Case 1 – “You believe that because you’re a liberal.”

Hanson’s law has been invoked.

Case 2 – “Why do liberals hate America?”

Hanson’s law has been invoked.

by Bob's your uncle July 22, 2008

Whitman-Hanson

An amazing school district with an award winning High school. Many AMAZING people live(d) there.

you: Do you know where the drummer from Journey grew up?

me: Yeahh, went to Whitman-Hanson. Many cool people live there!

by dancingqueenxoxo January 21, 2011