canadian handlebars

When your having sex doggy style but you grab her hair with both hands, seperatly like your holding onto handle bars.

I was fucking her in the ass and grabbed her hair and did the Canadian handlebars.

by O.g.c.anada February 27, 2017

Ben Handlebars

The guy in the corner of every party that you know doesn’t fit. He looks around at the younger people rubbing his handle bar mustache.

Bro that Ben Handlebars is staring at your son’s ass. We need to get him out of here.

by Poochy boy November 10, 2021

Finger Handleballs

These can be created when one has an extremely large scrotum(a large ballsack with lots of loose skin) by placing both hands with their index fingers and thumbs touching in the middle their scrotum making sure each testicle is on either side of the pinky fingers when they close their hands to make a fist to simulate riding a bike and holding onto each handle bar. Thus giving the illusion and appearance of riding one’s bike. For the full affect some place tassels, boobie or non boobie, onto each testicle to fully capture one’s childhood memories.

Jim was so poor while growing up that he couldn’t afford a bike so all through high school he would stand in front of his fan and make finger handleballs and imagine speeding down a steep hill with his new bike.

by Turn And Cough March 24, 2020

handleable

performing better due to an advantage over something else.

in cars, one able to out perform the other due to weight difference; better handling.

by suprafly July 11, 2003

HANFLEBAHS

HANFLEBAHS is a cuss word. It’s what you text your friend. It means that you or your friend is very nervous, possibly because their crush is texting them, or it can mean that you’re basically flipping someone off, it just hurts more...

Origin: HANFLEBAHS is a word that my friend accidentally made during a failed keyboard smash.
USE HANFLEBAHS WISELY.

friend: AHHHHH! MY CRUSH IS SNAPPING ME!
you: HANFLEBAHS!
friend: hanflebahs :(

AGEIQHGKABFOWHFOEHOW
HANFLEBAHS!
or
person: you look stoopid.
you: you look like a hanflebah.
person: HANFLEBAHS!
you: han.
fle.
bash.
boom.

by oops, i did it again December 25, 2019

Handler

The girl bestfriend of a twink, hence, “the twink and its handler.” Typically, their job is to keep their twink bestie organized and in order. The prettier the handler, the better.

yo, whose that hot chick james bagged?

first of all, james is gay, and that hot chick is his handler. heard shes single, shoot your shot.

by educatedfag April 10, 2024

mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.

Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004