Gash handler

Pimp

I was crawling the curb, lookin' for se hoes and then my gash handler called me and came up with goods.

by Haggisface December 8, 2012

power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.

I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!

by Yosemite Sam 2 August 31, 2016

burnie handers

When your partner slathers their hands in jalapeño juice and gives you a hand job.

Man, it was all going great until she hit me with a burnie handers.

by Mojojojo333 February 27, 2021

Holy Crap - Handles

The Handles that are sometimes on the inside roof of a car. Normally found toward the front. You'll grab these handles and say 'Holy Crap!' Or something similar upon a sudden shock in a car, such as hard braking, or sudden turns.

Bob: "Yo check out my Wheels!"
Car spins out
Rob: "HOLY CRAP" *Grabs Holy Crap - Handles*

by HOLY@CRAP June 18, 2011

Noah's giant love handles

Noah's fatass has enormous love handles

Wow! Look at Noah's giant love handles!

by fagmaster69 November 19, 2019

Noah's Fatass Love Handles

Term to describe someone's HUGE love handles.

You are beginning to form Noah's Fatass Love Handles because of all of the junk food you eat!

by DankDickRoaster February 10, 2020

turkish pearl handler

This is the female version of the Romanian rudder. The act of one female holding out her hand while the other female straddles her vagina on said hand for self pleasure.

Chandler sat in the corner of his room masterbating while his girlfriend received a Turkish pearl handler from his sister.

by FreekyD February 16, 2020