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Hp

Hp is the best brother ever, they are usually the older brother of their amazing younger sister isa, they are awesome in every way and are so incredibly awesome, their sister isa. Hp can be silly at times but they're usually calm and cool, they can be found on the dark web for $27.95 (overpriced if you ask me) and have been known to love shopping online, going out with their friends, frogs, their friends, their amazing, awesome, jaw dropping, baller of a sister isa, and their amazeballs guitar akrisha, hp is known to always have the best style in basically everything under the sun (music, clothes, drawing etc.) He is one of the best people on earth and everyone should be lucky to have someone like Hp.
person: who's hp?

isa: hp is the best older brother ever, he always deals with my tantrums and my materialism, he is my favourite person ever and has always been there for me regardless of the situation, i love my brother with all my heart, he is probably the best thing that has ever happened to me. im so glad to be ending their year with them. (i love you hermano. )
by Ihavethebestbrotherever__08 December 21, 2023
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Hp

The short from Spanish sentence hija de puta (son of a slut)
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HP Mo

Someone who is always in Hamburg and macht mehr copies than a hp Drucker.
Sometimes he is a Heuchler.
Has an shit body and can not sing.
Oh shit a HP Mo
by Rock Lee 69 November 21, 2021
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Shaggy Rogers Hp:5

Full Name: Norville "Shaggy Shoppa" Rogers Hp:5

A man that is no ordinary Rogers. He requires you to send him an image so he can rate it. His main line is "Send me an image." But, with the power of his HP levels, he turns it into stars. It goes from 0 to 5. He is a very powerful being, but he doesn't actually have 5 HP. He has any amount he desires to have. He also has a family tree. Raggy Shogers Two = father, Retro Shaggy = cousin.

5 = Love! 4 = Okay. 3 = Neutral. 2 = Nope. 1 = Delete. 0 = Uncomfortable. (Sometimes a block.)

If you get 5 plus any amount of HP, you are greatly appreciated and may be expected to send more great images.

If you have -5, -4, -3, -2, -1, -0, you get a block + report + ratio from his family. If you also get around that point, he gets really angry, and his cousin Retro shaggy gives you -6 Pixels. And, Shaggy Shoppa will hurt you with his ninja stars. Yep. You read that right.
person: Why is your name Shaggy Rogers Hp:5? Why is it so long?

Shaggy Shoppa: Send me an image.
by Shaggy Shoppa September 14, 2022
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HP

Hoe Patna (partner) what sex workers call their friends who are also sex workers
I ran into my HP downtown last night, she made a lot.
by Ganjagoldilox October 11, 2023
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HP

A chicken who only likes the chiefs
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HPS

Short for High Pressure Sodium. It is a High Intensity Discharge light source, most commonly found outdoors. These lights are EXTREMELY common everywhere on earth, especially for Streetlighting. They are the bright orange light you see coming from the streetlight outside your house
Person 1- Yo why are streetlights orange?

Its because they use HPS Tech
by Valtteri Bottas 77 fan January 11, 2022
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