A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.

I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.

HP Instant Ink by The Real Driller January 21, 2025

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HP Saucy

King of the Hammer

HP Saucy’s pulling up tonight, hide your valuables, liquor cabinet, mom, etc.

HP Saucy by andy gloryhol February 1, 2026

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HP-Lovephile

Someone who is attracted, or sexually attracted to H. P. Lovecraftian monsters/entities. A HP-Lovephile is typically only attracted to monsters that are just eldritch in power.

HP-Lovephile: "God, I'd totally want Cthulhu to bend me over."

Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"

HP-Lovephile by DataBrawl October 14, 2025

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He’s one hp

This phrase is used when your teammate(s) lose a battle and try to act like they did somethin’. When in reality, they got shitted on and didn’t even hit them.

He’s one hp!

He’s one hp by Kanami...... December 22, 2020

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