Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?
by DakshTheDucc January 19, 2024
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A printing service that Electronic Arts possibly made for Hewlett Packard, charging users based on how many pages they print. If you cancel, your printer cartridges die remotely.
I am not buying a new Hewlett Packard-branded printer because of HP Instant Ink. Epson is way better.
by The Real Driller January 21, 2025
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by andy gloryhol February 1, 2026
Get the HP Saucy mug.Someone who is attracted, or sexually attracted to H. P. Lovecraftian monsters/entities. A HP-Lovephile is typically only attracted to monsters that are just eldritch in power.
HP-Lovephile: "God, I'd totally want Cthulhu to bend me over."
Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"
Person I: "... You're weird, y'know that right?"
by DataBrawl October 14, 2025
Get the HP-Lovephile mug.This phrase is used when your teammate(s) lose a battle and try to act like they did somethin’. When in reality, they got shitted on and didn’t even hit them.
by Kanami...... December 22, 2020
Get the He’s one hp mug.When you play Fortnite and your enemy killed you, you should tell to your teammate “He is one hp” (one hp ≈ 1-200 hp). If your mate won’t kill him you should say I fucked your mother, you are fucking noob
by LVmk10 December 6, 2021
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