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Door Hinge

(n). Door Hinge not to be confused with the word that rhymes with ‘orange’

A door hinge is usually a male who hasn’t yet broken their voice. When they speak, the people around them immediately seek shelter as they wish to retain their eardrums. A door hinge’s voice is relatively higher pitch than most other sounds frequencies audible to mankind. The sound that comes out of a doorhinge’s mouth is comparable to the ‘squeak’ of an unlubricated hinge of a door. You cannot call yourself a door hinge, instead it must be given to you buy your peers.
“That 13 year old near is a total door hinge”
I can’t wait for puberty so I can no longer be a door hinge”
by PandaNecrophillia August 9, 2017
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hong kong long dong

Noun. An asian person of any asian country with an penis longer than what stereotypes make us expect. A long penis belonging to an asian person
Woah, have seen Chang's dick? He's totally a Hong Kong Long Dong
by ChineseChecker January 10, 2014
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Mary Hinge

Mary Hinge is a Spoonerism (or very nearly) for Hairy Minge.
A Spoonerism is where the initial letters (or syllabols) of two words, as in "Mary Hinge" becomes "Hairy Minge", are accidentaly swapped to make two more words, usually with a comic outcome. Sometimes the Spoonerising of two words deliberately is to diguise rude sayings in mixed company. i.e. Sweaty Bollocks become Betty Swallocks. Simple!
by Favey Dyfe March 19, 2010
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Hingis

I need to eat because I'm Hingis.
by jimbojw November 6, 2019
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Crab Holing

The act of fucking numerous girls that have bad cases of crabs.
John: Damn, Jake is crab holing, and he doesn't even know it!

Bill: Shit, I feel for him. I heard Jill and Ann both have crabs!!
by Niggar Ale August 25, 2011
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The polish door hinge

Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.
Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...
by Frank Fontain May 23, 2019
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door hinge

This mythical word (or two words if you prefer) actually rhymes with "orange"
Deal with it
I'm going to get eat an orange when I finish fixing this door hinge...
by sombrero stan December 16, 2005
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