crying hippo

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire

When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )

by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016

skinny hippo

A person transformed by weight loss into a better version of themselves.

Well your just a skinny hippo aren't you!

by McKnight_89 June 1, 2018

Ears of the Hippo

African version of "Tip of the iceberg". As in the Western saying, what you can see is minute compared to what lies below the surface.

"I suspect that what we've seen in this investigation is merely the ears of the Hippo".

by RealRolexGuy May 29, 2018

Hippos mOuth

Una vagina maxima

My little sis just told me she went to a vagamarama at her uni at the weekend and one of the chicks got way pissed on cider and flashed a hippos mouth dude ......

by Dr Elephantus December 14, 2010

Hippo lips

A person with a mouth wide enough to fit 20 or more hot dogs.

Dang Hillory you can fit 20 slammers in them hippo lips.

by Gjaanfgkdhlsdyuiebfisdk October 21, 2017

hippo tits

a large man with enormous moo-bags (aka tits), in which make him look like a pleasantly fat mound of play-doh

"good lord! check out fuckin hippo tits eating small children."

boobs mantits moo hippo tits playdoh mound lard whale cow

by Fruity-NinjaTurtle March 12, 2014

hippo roping

When you lasso a BBW around the neck during play-time and pull her over to your side of the room for some extra business. Usually the strong and abled participate in this activity.

Jason told me last night that he lasso'd this big girl he was having fun with and literally pulled her to his side of the room...yeah he's strong! What's that? Oh! He called it hippo roping.

by CaptainJSparrow March 10, 2020