Hasslebury

A person exhibiting impossibly high standards, a taskmaster, one who raises the bar to previously untold heights.

My English teacher is such a hasslebury! He had us reading and summarizing Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment" in a sixty minute lesson.

by Seattle Brian January 8, 2009

hasslehoffed

Setting a coworkers screensaver or background picture to show David Hasslehoff's slightly erotic image.

I hasslehoffed my coworker for listening to Nickelback loud enough for the entire office to hear.

by MyShindAreGlowing July 10, 2014

Hasslenut

The frustration that occurs when a masturbation session is more work than pleasure.

"Man, that fap sure was a hasslenut"

by FortniteGamer420 December 17, 2021

elissa hassler

The funniest, kindest, sweetest person you will ever find. When your with her you'll never want to leave. Always makes you feel happy when your sad. The best friend you could ever have.

Wow she's such an Elissa Hassler*Blushes*

by MyRealName7372927739 May 9, 2018

hässelflaben

1. Mouth

Hey, shut your hässelflaben

by FutureMarineMk May 25, 2016

Hasset

Hasset is really that bitch. It seems like everybody wants to either be her or be with her. She gives off a mean or intimidating vibe at first but once you get to know her she is a sweetheart. I love having her as a friend because she cares a lot and she is a very confident person. Hasset has both smarts and beauty, she is the full package.

"Have you seen Hasset? She is so beautiful!" "I'm so jealous of Hasset."

by onepiecelover444 December 20, 2022

Haslem

Haslem is a hot ass person and if you meet him then you are the luckiest person because he is loyal and he stays humble for his friends

Haslem is hot

by Hypercuzzz October 18, 2019