Tap Handles

Some bitch with muffin tops you meet in a bar in Rockaway and regret fucking

I was in Breezy Point and woke up with Tap Handles....sweet jesus!

by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 1, 2016

jens handell

Brilliant kite surfer dude from the Nordics. The trick prowess and Nordic temperamental chill on the water is only matched by the surfer's legendary entertainer skills playing guitars to the fading sunset.

- Far out man!

- What happened?
- I was about to close on that Dense Breasts when a guy showed up on the beach and stole the show.
- I know the feeling, bro. You got Jens Handell:ed, man!

by Branchwhacked December 12, 2016

Harold Handelmann

Sometimes a guy's best friend, sometimes his only friend. Almost always in competition with his neighbor Lefty Lubbercock. Known to his buddies as Harry Hand at all circle parties.

The air was cold around his date at the Hawaiian summer luau . He was happy to meet up with Harold Handelmann soom after he dropped her off at her parents place.

by DafunkyWERDman May 20, 2018

lip handles

How Jess entices men round to her house for sexual pleasure.

Hi Carl come round tonight to see my lip handles

by Beau78 September 25, 2018

Head handles

When a female has multiple buns on top of her head to hold onto while giving a blowjob.

That girl was giving me a skully when I held onto her head handles. Head handles are great to hold onto while getting head.

by tisom July 23, 2019

W'handerson

W’handerson is the name of a person full of life who aims at bringing joy to the people around him. It is an individual with artistic skills and who is in constant quest to better himself. W’handerson experienced losses but turned them around to positive outcomes. He is funny, intellectual, loyal, hard working and extremely handsome.

W'handerson brought the party to life again!

by Spirityourfriend November 23, 2021

Palmela Handerson

A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022