gaffooble-gunk

That yucky yellow stuff you get in your eyes when you wake up in the morning.

eww I had conjunctivitis and my eyes were full of gaffooble-gunk!

by CookieThief August 11, 2010

Gunking

Letting a snail slither on it

Oh dude I gunked so hard last night, like there were like three snails.
What’s gunking?
You haven’t ever gunked before?

by Psuedoism John March 15, 2025

cooter gunk

Sticky balls of a gel like substance emitting from a woman's vagina

Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused

by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010

Gunk

Gunk is anything that one may find gross. Such as mud, grime etc.

George: I hate cleaning the sink, there is too much gunk!

by AFellaWhoEnjoysLife November 16, 2022

Bloody Gunk

A blood mixed solid that comes out of the anus of a human or living thing.

The bloody gunk smelled of a rotten petri dish when it came out.

by Hgerm December 30, 2020

Gunk

Gay slang term for “first gay cock” or the first moment of attraction to another mans cock

“Was it just me or was my gunk at Disneyland”

“Nah dude totally, Aladdin totally brought on my gunk”

by Came to me from the whispers December 17, 2020

Gummy gunk

When someone man spreads so bad, you could smell their gummy gunk

Dude everytime Lous in my car he stinks it up with his gummy gunk.

by Flyaaaaa December 21, 2024