gobble gunk

Your friend Dean and Gwanda haven’t had a gobble gunk all their life, what unlucky fellows. Luckily! There is a person who has, named Goobie.

The gobble gunk is the act of getting food waste, stuffing a Turkey, and playing Fortnite with your friends on thanksgiving.

“Hey Jeff,” said mike, “let’s do the gobble gunk!”
“I can’t today but I CAN do the goobie gunk!” Jeff says.

by The game is real June 7, 2023

gamer gunk

Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible

I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!

by vevlyisapoopyhead November 17, 2023

Gummy gunk

When someone man spreads so bad, you could smell their gummy gunk

Dude everytime Lous in my car he stinks it up with his gummy gunk.

by Flyaaaaa December 21, 2024

Black Gunk

The Black Gunk appears due to buildup of dirt and sweat from neglecting to clean under your balls this will cause a dark sticky black gooey substance. form

1. Hey Montrell I know you just came back from a hard days work of gooning, be sure to clean under your balls or the Black Gunk will form.

2.Gave:"Montrell do you clean under your balls?"

Montrell:"No."
Gave:"Wait so you dont clean the black gunk under your balls then???"

by SlamHur February 9, 2025

gooping n' gunking

doing great, it means you're doing well and having a good time

charlie: im gooping n' gunking !
william: SAME BRO, IM GOOPING N' GUNKING

by ziggyforstars March 22, 2023

GunkOut

Famously known for eating his favorite meal: the Cockfish.

Gunkout: “We didn’t build it, Joe did”
“Who’s Joe?”
Gunkout: “Joe Mama”
*Gunkout has been banned*

by hymnole May 5, 2020

Gunka

A Genre of Music that is a Military/March or folk song that represents a Nation.

The song When Johnny Comes Marching Home is a example of American Gunka.

by Perryism November 21, 2019