A football philosophy rooted in hypocrisy which outwardly portrays the illusion of "being in it for the spectacle" but in practice preaches flopping to the floor, petty theatrics and making excuses when things don't go your way.
The Italian National Football Team is a staunch supporter of Guardiolism. The player's can't seem to stand up on their own legs!
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1. The guard positioned to the left of the center in a offensive football formation. Usually the better guard because most quarterbacks are right handed therefore the better guard is protecting the quarterback's back.
2. A guy's best friend. People started using it in reference to the left guard position in football.
2. A guy's best friend. People started using it in reference to the left guard position in football.
1. You play left guard because you're better than he is.
2. You saved me big time. You're my left guard, man.
2. You saved me big time. You're my left guard, man.
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Wow those chaos marines sure are scary, lucky we imperial guard have our trusty flashlights...i mean lasguns
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I would argue than Nightfall in Middle Earth is their best album, but again, they all rock. With amazing voal talent by Hansi Kursch, Andre Olbirch on guitars, Marcus Siepen on bass, and Thomas "Thomen" Stauch on percussion, they just kick ass. They originate from Krefeld, Germany.
Curse of Feanor and Bright eyes! WOO!
I would argue than Nightfall in Middle Earth is their best album, but again, they all rock. With amazing voal talent by Hansi Kursch, Andre Olbirch on guitars, Marcus Siepen on bass, and Thomas "Thomen" Stauch on percussion, they just kick ass. They originate from Krefeld, Germany.
Curse of Feanor and Bright eyes! WOO!
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