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Whore Guide

A person you use to show you around a new city and get to sleep with at night.
I'm spending the week in Memphis and need to find a whore guide to show me around.
by Balves November 3, 2021
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tall guides

The world's fastest growing magazine for tall women with community at the heart of all it does. Backed by a global tall community, Tall Guides hosts events for tall women around the world.
1. I felt like I was the only tall girl in the world until I discovered Tall Guides
2, It is hard to love being different until you find a place where you're the same. I'm a tall woman and for me, Tall Guides was that place
3. Tall Guides is the only place where I truly feel like I fit in
by Spnash October 8, 2017
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guided meditation

An excuse for fuckwits when there misses wont let them out
Invited the fellas for a drink. But guided meditation was calling
by Mulox August 27, 2017
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Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
by SaniElet March 26, 2021
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Guide-book

"Guide-book"

guide-book \'gīd -, bůk \ n : an informative guideline as a book into any kind of journey
TRUE:

Snake and ladders - Guidelines

Use the "Guide-book" while playing with friends..

FALSE:
i think we were lost again give me the "Guide-book" & let's see where we should go this time....
by 164054D5068D December 16, 2024
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Guide

To have lots of money

Mostly used by Nigerians. Used to refer a rich man or someone who just got a lot of money
That guy guide.
Bro I no guide.
by LegendBillion$ October 1, 2025
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guide

that their dog won't be able to walk in the show. They did prepare the dog for two years, so understandably they were upset. However in their eyes this was the worst thing to ever happen. How serious they took the event is what is humorous. The ridiculousness of the situation, and how important the event is to them, draws people in to watch. People want to see what's going to happen in their world, and how each situation will play out. I think the cutting back and forth from each character also lets the audience experience humor from different scenes, which makes it so the film stays interesting.

I think the interviews, along with the singing would be considered comedic motifs. The
that their dog won't be able to walk in the show. They did prepare the dog for two years, so understandably they were upset. However in their eyes this was the worst thing to ever happen. How serious they took the event is what is humorous. The ridiculousness of the situation, and how important the event is to them, draws people in to watch. People want to see what's going to happen in their world, and how each situation will play out. I think the cutting back and forth from each character also lets the audience experience humor from different scenes, which makes it so the film stays interesting.

I think the interviews, along with the singing would be considered comedic motifs. The

guide
by Abcvd January 8, 2024
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