I love you, I guess

She is just agreeing with you and doesn't really like you. You need to give her some space and be more there for her than usual. She might be angry and just might wanna be alone. Leave her alone and come back when it is time and feels right. You'll know it when you see it.

Him, "Love you babe ♥♥"
Her, "I love you, I guess"
Him, "What's wrong?"
Her, "It's uh nothing well I have feelings for someone else. I don't want you no more."

by Rikki Sentori December 13, 2022

guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

by nonr_ February 11, 2019

That's pretty chill, i guess

A phrase created by Pharaoh that positively refers to a situation or series of events in a reluctant manner.

"Why does he feel the need to do the clapping thing after winning a game?"

"It's because he thinks congratulating himself is cool."

"That's pretty chill, I guess."

by Mr. Gach March 5, 2013

I guess she took the kids, huh?

Use this when you lose custody.

"Hit or miss, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

"Shouldn't have drank too much, I guess she took the kids, huh?"

by worm meat December 1, 2018

you would never guess what happened

How every black person starts out a story. It may be a lie, so watch out if you hear this shit.

"Hey Tony, why you look all tore up and shit?"

"Damn man, you would never guess what happened..."

by jaydub8907 January 7, 2008

I guess we’ll never know

Usually something a dumb bitch says to be ominous

You:Hey how the fuck did you know
Them: I guess we’ll never know
You: fuck you bitch

by Neeck groes January 8, 2021

I guess Ill just kill myself

Suicide is not the answer

"I guess Ill just kill myself"
"No, that's wrong. Your family loves you and doesn't want you to die"
"You're right"

by GabbbTruskys January 12, 2023