Guardian of Freedom

A simultaneous fisting of the vagina and asshole, preferably with crossed wrists. For those who really like freedom, swipe the hands outward upon exiting this painfully awesome position.

She looks like she's limping pretty bad, what happened?

I gave her the Guardian of Freedom last night. Things will never be the same.

by Guardian of Freedom October 9, 2011

Color guard

When you say, "It's not a drop, it's a floor catch!"

Girl 1: Hey, I think I wanna do color guard next year.
Girl 2: Fo shizzle mah nigga.

by soulfaithful January 10, 2009

guaransheed

Certain, inevitable, destined to occur. Primarily used to denote that said action will be done with maximal gangsta steeze. Popularized by noted baller Rasheed Wallace.

"Yo, we gon' win on sunday. It's guaransheed."

by The Feight Train June 13, 2008

Caught off Guard

When something happens when somone is not expecting it...

... Also a kickass punk band www.caughtoffguard.co.uk

"I just got punched in the face... I was Caught off Guard!"

"Caught off Guard rock!"

by ABC April 22, 2004

Praetorian Guard

An elite force of bodyguards used by Roman emperors.

Augustus created the Praetorian Guard in 27 BCE.

by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

Your Guardian Angel

Someone who will never let you fall, who will stand up with you forever, who will be there for you through it all,even if saving you sends him to heaven.

Josephine: I dont know if I should be with you or not...

Frankie: Im Your Guardian Angel.

Josephine: *kiss*

by MikeWasASki April 11, 2009

Guadalupe

A funny, kind person. She can be lovable most time but sometimes you just wanna knock her out.. She gets annoying and rude but she will always make you smile.

Guadalupe is awesome!

by Nancyxo October 12, 2016