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Greener

noun. a person who bases their opinions solely off wikipedia, and chooses to remain ignorant of any sort of professional research, most specifically researchers from UCLA.
I have a very strong suspicion that Greener used wikipedia to put his class together. The examples used in class are the same examples on a wikipedia article, and in the same order...
by kalaibii December 2, 2010
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the grass is always greener on the other side

"The grass is always greener on the other side" is a statement used in the English language when one notices cows in a pasture stretching their necks through openings in the fence to get the green, uncut grass, on the other side.
Person #1: Why is the cow trying to stick his head through the fence?
Person #2: To get the grass.
Person #1: Why don't they just eat the grass in their pasture?
Person #2: Because, the grass is always greener on the other side.

Person 1: Is that cow trying to choke itself?
Person 2: No. It's trying to get grass. The grass is greener on the other side.
by Brjánn February 4, 2018
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Greener

by TheRealGreener December 27, 2013
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greeper

a device applied to the two ends of a cord, tying them together in a conventional bow and enabling the knot to be loosened and tightened, without ever coming undone. Typical application: shoe laces, swimming shorts, sports trousers etc.
have you got the Greeper device on your shoes?
by Peter Greedy April 17, 2008
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greever

one night stand, a lesbian, cunt, the pube that gets stuck in the back of your throat
ex. choke choke shave that shit greever bitch
by in your dreams April 10, 2008
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Geeter

Marijuana cigarette. A very large Geeter is often referred to as a once-around or a Jamaican Jelly-roll
Dude, don't be a such a Bogart, break out your stash and twist up a Geeter
by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007
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The greater community

A celestial body that sent a message down from the outer rim of the solar system, warning us to not trust the other celestial groups that we already have contact with. They were also supposedly enslaved by the celestial bodys and warn us that these beings will do the same to us.
We are the observers, not the helpers.- The greater community
by Wars not the answer May 22, 2016
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