Greasing the cat

The act of setting up a fan at the foot of your bed, getting stark naked, and pointing your butt and crotch at the fan while the cool air blows your swamp ass all over your body.

Dude, it's so hot out, I think the Devil himself would be greasing the cat right now!

by TOVERDORF June 14, 2017

greasing

Sweating it out (studying) like pulling a mad one.

Been greasing quick maffs all day !

by mashhme April 15, 2018

Gleason

When you pop a boner in the shower.

Dude, he Did a Gleason in the shower

by Turns and burns October 26, 2018

Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

grasontelopia

Grasontelopia is an unbreakable bond supported by love. Much like a utopias, but this is where one of the greatest love stories began and to this day is stronger than ever. Forged by star crossed lovers who seized to shine in one another like a star but is brighter than no other. This brightness was a never ending spark between two souls that will continue to light up the path until the end of time.

Lets travel to the great land of grasontelopia I hear its where cupids bow was crafted.

by Mckenzie_n November 8, 2020

Greyson

A handsome, intelligent boy , who is mature in so many ways , does not play sports , has an amazing sense of humor. Everybody will fall in love with him at some point. Adorable and cute even tho he doesn't liked to be called it. He is very mean to his younger siblings but only cause he loves them. Greyson is a person that you would wanna be around all the time

I love greyson

by Not a summer fling July 26, 2021