grandpa-sharp

To be as sharp as grandpa used to keep his knives― very, very sharp. Sharp enough to shave with or cut through paper easily. Much sharper than dad-sharp.

"Nice Bowie Knife!"

"Careful! It's grandpa-sharp!"

by kinru July 17, 2019

Grandpa Pants

When a man wears his pants high, like an old man. Sometimes, just above the navel, seen as high as the nipple line.

"Hey, check out old grandpa pants! His waistband is in his armpits." "Damn Scott, you rockin' them grandpa pants pretty high today!"

by fireninja83 June 21, 2016

grandpa rant

When your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can't just walk away from so you're forced to listen to him until he finishes

Friend 1: Did I ever tell you about the time when--

Friend 2: If you go off into a grandpa rant, I'll punch you in the face.

by Deedjahkno December 29, 2007

brandons grandpa

A man with a messiah complex often to be confused with God himself, this man will know everybody and everything and have done just about everything exceptional there is to do. Some may even say he is and I quote "the shit"

Hey did you know that brandons grandpa was actually Elvis, George bush, Muhammad Ali, and shaq!

by The almighty definer March 29, 2015

Grandpa Grudie

Your classic boyfriend or your hot grandpa or if your lucky both.

Your grandpa grudie is hotttt.

by scapooty June 28, 2019

Grandpa tripper

Another name for wheelstops, tire stops, parking bumpers, parking stops, and dead men.

Keep an eye out for grandpa trippers if you walk through a parking lot.

by Jersey Jon May 18, 2021

Grandpa Guitar

A Stringed Instument Like A Lute,Mandolin,Acoustic Guitar,Etc.

Thrasher: Is That A Grandpa Guitar?!?!!?
Non-Thrasher: A What?
Thrasher: A Grandpa Guitar-Acoustic Guitar!
Non-Thrasher: Oh Yeah Do You Dig It?
Thrasher: HELL NO!!!!!!1

by Will The Thrasher April 25, 2010