Goodnight

(I'm not sure if other people use this term similarly, but feel free to use it this way)

When someone says "goodnight," they may be expressing a few different things: surprise, laughter, or shock. Think of it as a "daaaaamn" or "lmfaooooo" or "whaaaat?" kinda thing.

1.

Jennifer: Tom, did you hear that Lily was impregnated by her ex-boyfriend!?

Tom: Goodnight 💀

2.

Jennifer: *Tells a stupid joke."

Tom: LMFAO, goodnight 💀

by Senpai Energy March 3, 2024

Goodnight Sniff

The act of using a rope or metal chain and placing from crotch to buttocks and rubbing intensely in a grinding motion followed by sniffing said rope until you fall asleep.

I couldn't sleep all night so i used the Goodnight Sniff and it knocked me out cold mush.

by FannyCraddockMechanism February 19, 2026

Goonlighter

Someone who makes you think you’ll get laid but really just goons you

He took me home last night and I was so excited but he just edged me all night, what a Goonlighter

by Goonlighter June 19, 2025

Goonnight

Way of fellow gooners telling eachother goodnight

“I’m going to bed now, Goonnight!”

by usapyonbuster1 July 13, 2025

Goonlighting

Like gaslighing but only works when aroused

I hate when someone is goonlighting

by DaringTodayAreWe October 19, 2025

goonfight

a competition to see who can goon harder.

kasane teto: "i've never lost a goonfight!" miku: "..."

by tetofan69 November 15, 2025

special goodnight

When you give your best friends Mum a goodnight blow-kiss from your bedroom and it travels at such an intensive speed that when it reaches her she is penetrated with such infuriosity it gives her an orgasm.

"Dude I heard some wierd groaning last night!" I think someone gave my mum a special goodnight!"

by Mikey Spikey October 19, 2017