gooney

peice of poo stuck in your weehole from anal sex

man! i got a gooney from that dirty bitch last night

by gooneyboy1 March 31, 2009

gooness

The female variation of the goon, defined as one of two things:

1. a stupid, awkward, tactless person
2. a redneck, roughneck, hoosier, or some variation thereof

Damn, man. You see that trailer park girl over there? She all done up like a gooness.

by Lil' Debbie July 31, 2009

gooner

A midget or dwarf who is mentally retarded

Dude, Jon or Josh did you guys see that gooner running down the street?

by Kris Lev October 9, 2006

Goonie Goo Goo

A local Sullivan County NH slang for 420. Based on Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" line "Hello, I'm Bunny. Goonie Goo Goo".
Used to inconspicuously let other 420ing people know it was 4:20 time. Still used to this day....

"Hey Connie, goonie goo goo!"

:)

by Capt. Burger King March 23, 2011

gooned

to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)

wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.

by Ria (look at the definition of me) December 28, 2005

Gooneroid

To be in or with a group of Goon drinkers

"I was with the Gooneroid tribe last night and we were hanging out by Jubilee bruz"

by Travis Dere March 4, 2008

goonler

A ring leader of a cult, gang or group who is a goon. They have incredible power to intimidate authoritative figures and raid certain individuals of a high social class. Don't get these guys confused with bad guys because they actually go after the "real" bad guys. The people goonlers target are those who get ahead in life by riding on others failures and being fueled by greed. It's those useless rich people who sit at home guarding their money thinking it will bring them happiness that goonlers target.

Some wealthy ignorant man was complaining the planes flying over his mansion were too loud and was going to force the airline in court to not fly over his land.

Later that night the goonlers wrote graffiti on the wealthy man’s helicopter pad, mowed the word "GREED" into his front lawn, and raided his kitchen. The food from the kitchen was donated to the local food bank. Hail the goonlers!

by Goondued November 5, 2011