Goober

1.A dog treat that is loved by certain dogs that get so excited when you say "goober? goober? wanna goober???"that they cock their head sideways and stick their ears up sometimes they get so excited they just freeze up and urinate (or pee) themselves.
2. It also can also sometimes be a small piece of candy.
John: Skeeter!?! Ya wanna goober?!?!? Goober yeah?!?! Ya wanna goober skeeter?!?! Goober?!?!?
Skeeter: (while cocking head sideways) woof woof (with a slight hint of doggy moaning)
Christina: Ewww skeeter did you just pee all over the floor again??????!!!!!?????
Skeeter:woof woof
John: yeah I offered him a goober
Christina: stop doing that!!!!!! Mom!!! skeeter peed on the floor again!!!! Clean it please
Mom: Ok honey!
by iliketurtlesalot November 02, 2009
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A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.
That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
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a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.
Jake is a such a goober.
by Bret M. June 23, 2006
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The space between a man’s penis and anus, sometimes covered with hair and is soft
Example: “My goober is Itchy because of the combined power of my ball sweat and shit stuck and tangled in my pubes”
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Goober

Someone who is an idiot or an incompetent. Does things stupidly- is stupid.
person 1: to person 2 my girlfriend is such a goober.
person 2: haha what an idiot!
by goob01 March 23, 2019
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A prime wet wipe specimen of a person
by Haroldgenger March 17, 2019
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Someone who is usually stupid, does not ever get an inside joke you made three minutes ago, and everyone thinks they are just super annoying.
Man, ever since Bailey started coming to this school, she has been such a goober lately.
by memekong February 22, 2017
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