1.A dog treat that is loved by certain dogs that get so excited when you say "goober? goober? wanna goober???"that they cock their head sideways and stick their ears up sometimes they get so excited they just freeze up and urinate (or pee) themselves.
2. It also can also sometimes be a small piece of candy.
2. It also can also sometimes be a small piece of candy.
John: Skeeter!?! Ya wanna goober?!?!? Goober yeah?!?! Ya wanna goober skeeter?!?! Goober?!?!?
Skeeter: (while cocking head sideways) woof woof (with a slight hint of doggy moaning)
Christina: Ewww skeeter did you just pee all over the floor again??????!!!!!?????
Skeeter:woof woof
John: yeah I offered him a goober
Christina: stop doing that!!!!!! Mom!!! skeeter peed on the floor again!!!! Clean it please
Mom: Ok honey!
Skeeter: (while cocking head sideways) woof woof (with a slight hint of doggy moaning)
Christina: Ewww skeeter did you just pee all over the floor again??????!!!!!?????
Skeeter:woof woof
John: yeah I offered him a goober
Christina: stop doing that!!!!!! Mom!!! skeeter peed on the floor again!!!! Clean it please
Mom: Ok honey!
by iliketurtlesalot November 02, 2009
A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.
That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.
by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.
by Bret M. June 23, 2006
Example: “My goober is Itchy because of the combined power of my ball sweat and shit stuck and tangled in my pubes”
by Themanofsupremeknowledge69 May 04, 2020
by goob01 March 23, 2019
by Haroldgenger March 17, 2019
Someone who is usually stupid, does not ever get an inside joke you made three minutes ago, and everyone thinks they are just super annoying.
by memekong February 22, 2017