I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.
by jag_the_rapists July 27, 2012
when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.
I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.
by martinatty October 01, 2008
by Mike Alpha Hotel August 30, 2008
A drinknig gam invented at Washington College located in historic Chestertown, Maryland. Urban Golfing involves meandering around campus with a golf club, tennis ball, and large amounts of alocohol. One hits the tennis ball and follows the direction while consuming adult beverages.
by pandasandpearls February 21, 2011
the cough respectful people use when their lungs are about to explode, but they cannot cough at full volume.
jake was in the most important business meeting of the year with a cold, so he had to use his golf cough as to not interrupt the speaker.
by g1ng3r July 24, 2011
by Craig Addams August 11, 2006
A polo shirt; a short-sleeved collared shirt with buttons at the neck, traditionally worn by golfers.
by Liza Gutterman July 03, 2006