Dong Giovanni

1. The pornographic version (yet to be staged) of Mozart’s two-act opera, Don Giovanni, the cautionary tale of unmitigated lust without repentance.

2. A hung Italian, like Rocco Siffreddi.

(Not hanged - see Benito Mussolini)

3. A complete and utter dipshit.

1. “Dahhling, shall we attend the Met tonight? Luciano Pornvarotti is singing the title role in Dong Giovanni.”

2. Yo, Frankee I wuz drainin’ my jimmy dean ovah in the pishadoo when James Gandolfini stands next me an sez HOW YOO DOOIN whipps his SUASSIDGE out an pisht like a guoddamm racehuose. Guy’s a regluh Dong Giovanni.

3. Carthage McFartface should be in prison for ten life sentences for being such a Dong Giovanni.

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 24, 2025

Giovanni

The sexiest man alive every one wants him but none of the girls can have him becuase he is gay and has his eye on a special blonde boy

Giovanni is the type of guy that has a huge cock and knows how to fuck until his partner cant take anymore

Bryan:omg did you see giovanni he is so hot
Heather: yeah did i want him so bad

Sabastian:nope you cant he is mine i already had sex with him last night

by BASMENT Kidnapper November 22, 2021

Giovanni

a wannabe gang member... who never put a day "work" in his life.. just gets the affiliated tattoos to feel cool... usually a follower... has business ideas and dreams and never follows through with any of them... Always has to be around people... He will buy bootleg designer to make himself look like he has money.. always has to try to impress others...

here comes giovanni... dont tell him none of your business... and check the gucci belt he got from canal street

by anonymous January 17, 2023

Giovanni Andres

He is without comparison. Regardless of your personal beliefs, Giovanni Andres is the epitome of modern of advancement of the human race. He crafted this earth we live in today from his bare hands and provided many essential and natural resources to fuel the human race. Whether or not we are in times of crisis WE will always look up upon him on our knees thanking him for providing such an opulent way of life. HE as an individual is triumphant amongst his fellow long term business partner Jefferson Bezos, he climbs on top of him in terms of wealth, perseverance, and success. Also an owner of many companies and an extraordinary skillfully in the stock market. His ability to pleasure the females without the power of his penis is one to none, from interviews from individual resources say to be careful bringing your partner around him for she may fall in love with him for his massive a top tier male physique. Some say he trained Poseidon to reach his physique as well. In conclusion he is simply just HIM.

"The Comforter, the Son, the Almighty, the Alpha and Omega, the one and only Giovanni. He is in fact God"
"Oh my, my pussy is so wet is that Giovanni Andres"

by Xou Linn February 12, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Giovanni

Something that appears bad but is actually friggin tuff yo

“Ts is so kevin”
“Nah, ts is Giovanni

by Tagzsodium May 11, 2025

Giovanni

Handsome kind leader funny athlete

Giovanni can throw the ball far

by Lil GP June 21, 2021