Giovanni

A guy who's incredibly handsome and well known all around Poland and Italy. His whistling is better than Ed Sheeran songs and his biceps bigger than a basket ball. Once you meet him, your life is changed forever.

I was dancing, then Giovanni came up.. My life is finished.

by mirti March 6, 2017

Giovanni Christopher W.

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copped the best one
fuckin love this dopey guy
always really sweet, knows just what to say and do to make things better, super funny, husband material.

"Giovanni Christopher W., the perfect guy."

by aliasv3nus February 6, 2021

Giovanni

The best looking, most handsome boy. All the girls get wet when they hear he's around. Boys like Harsha get jealous when they see him.

"oh ma gosh, there comes big Papa Giovanni"

by Sultan Younis November 16, 2016

Giovanni

A smart caring spouse

Giovanni is smart and funny

by hjvvg cfvcghvn nmvghv h August 21, 2022

Giovanni

giovanni is a sweet boy who will always be there for you even when it hurts him. giovanni will stand bright and tall for you even if it means hes not okay. giovanni is the worlds best boyfriend anybody could ask for.

“omg is that giovanni? your bf?”

“HELL YEAHHH!!”

by the girl from afar November 20, 2023

Giovanni

Something that appears bad but is actually friggin tuff yo

“Ts is so kevin”
“Nah, ts is Giovanni

by Tagzsodium May 11, 2025

Giovanni Battista

You are a fucking genius, both in scientific and humanistic fields of the human knowledge, but nobody understands you.

At least, people find you funny.

Like they say in Genoa, "mêgio che ninte" ("better that nothing")

Plus, the saint that carries your name was a fucking sin - washer badass.

"Oh, fuck! I sinned! Now I'll burn in fucking hell for eternity. How can I get out of this shitty mess?"

"Quick man, go to Giovanni Battista. He'll splash away your crimes!"

by thegreatGBS November 22, 2021