gilbert

why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you

how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"

dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice

The world:

some dumbass parents: Tehe uwu gilbert is such a g o o d N A ME

by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 3, 2019

Gilbert

First African American nigga to be name Gilbert go fuck with a nigga for real

Uno Duno Kim John uno loves Gilbert insurance

by Gilbert Insurance September 25, 2019

Gilbert

A Manatee

Damn why does Gilbert look like such a manatee?

by Kc9997 June 7, 2014

Gilbert

(noun) The name given to one who goes out with friends, but instead of having a good time, he/she texts their girlfriend/boyfriend and leaves before the night gets good.

Instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time "next time."

"Are you raging tonight"

"Hell yeah"

Two hours later (11:45 PM)

"I'm calling it a night, sorry man"

"Dude, it's not even midnight!!"

"Sorry dude"

"Way to pull a Gilbert!"

by wadsipppp September 26, 2012

Gildersleeve

The "turtleneck-like" skin that glides loosely on the shaft of a penis. More plentiful on an uncircumcised penises.

"That guy's Gildersleeve was unusually covered with hair."
"Did you see that old woman's neck? It looked like a Gildersleeve."
" That room was as moist as a Gildersleeve on a humid day."

by Banana Blue December 9, 2008

balloon gulper

the act of a female sucking the cum out of a condom after the man has ejaculated in it.

Jeremy was pleased to find out after his first sexual experience with Jen that she was a real deal balloon gulper.

by mike f August 22, 2004

Gilbert

Is a person who is amazing at kicking balls over fences. He's a very clingy person and is sometimes very awkward

Omg he's such a Gilbert

by Anonymous192837456 November 27, 2012