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Why do you hate me, mom? You had me in your fucking stomach for nine goddamn months, and you think that you're gonna name me after some dumb bitch grandpa that died 12 years before I was born? The fuck is wrong with you? I was made fun of for years because you named me fucking HUMPHREY!!!

FUCK YOU!! I WAS TORTURED THROUGHOUT SCHOOL BUT I NEVER TOLD YOU CAUSE YOU WOULD'VE LOOKED AT ME AND TOLD ME TO GO SUCK MY OWN DICK CAUSE THAT IS JUST WHO YOU ARE, YOU FAT FUCK!

NO WONDER DAD LEFT YOU WHEN I WAS 3!

FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR!

B I T C H
Nurse: "aww, hes beautful! What are you gonna name him?"
Woman(chainsmoking and drinking a martini): "Ahaeopwiowefgf3y....... humphrey hehehehe what a dumbass name lol"
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

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how gays communicate
Straight person: "Fucking gabby told people she was gay again"
Gay person: "hidjsaeydhnmdASIDHiyNH"
Straight person: "keyboard smashing isn't gonna solve this fucking problem janet you useless lesbian."
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

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Ethyn is a loving, amazing, and handsome human being. He is reliable, caring, and very kind to everyone he meets. He will always be there for you whenever you need him and he can give you really good advice. He will stay up with you until 5 o'clock in the morning while you rant about something that doesn't even matter because he loves you so much. He will always send wholesome memes to you if you're sad. Ethyn is loyal and hates cheaters and players. He wants to be with you and loves contact in any way shape or form. He will love you unconditionally no matter what unless you cheat on him or turn gay for a month because people can do that apparently.

hey babe i love you so much never forget that

hELLA cute laugh uwu <3<3<3
"You're dating Ethyn right?"
"Yeah, he's the best thing that has ever happened to me! UWU"
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

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fat bitch that is okay at times

only showers if it it 100% dark outside with cold ass water

is bad at uno in every way, shape, and form.

kind of looks like a sex offender at certain angles but its fine ig

very L O U D
dawson, you're cool but im still gonna yeet your book across the classroom
by Humphrey Jones Has a small dic January 03, 2019

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a gay furry.

thats literally it.
john, why would you pay 1200 dollars for a fursuit???
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why the fuck would you name your son gilbert what kind of parent are you

how do you look at a chunky baby and go, "Ahhh yes....... g il b e r t"

dumb fucks really drinking dumb bitch juice
The world:

some dumbass parents: Tehe uwu gilbert is such a g o o d N A ME
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my boyfriend, Ethyn with a Y
Ethyn: breathes
Me: BABE YOU CUTE AS HECC I LOVE YOU UWU
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