Gilbert

(noun) The name given to one who goes out with friends, but instead of having a good time, he/she texts their girlfriend/boyfriend and leaves before the night gets good.

Instead of owning up to it, one simply states they will have a great time "next time."
"Are you raging tonight"

"Hell yeah"

Two hours later (11:45 PM)

"I'm calling it a night, sorry man"

"Dude, it's not even midnight!!"

"Sorry dude"

"Way to pull a Gilbert!"
by wadsipppp September 26, 2012
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