gift wrapping the toilet seat 

The act of carefully covering a toilet seat in a public bathroom with toilet paper or other protective paper so that your skin doesn't make contact with the toilet seat (and catching who knows what?)

Jimmy: Hurry dad! I gotta goooooo!
Dad: One moment Jimmy. I'm almost done gift wrapping the toilet seat. Then I'll let you sit on it. I don't want to think about who sat on this toilet seat before you!

gift wrapping the toilet seat by Mydaho January 11, 2015

gift of youth 

any person that seems to physically age very slowly.

Person 1: WTF it says here that Person 3 is 56 years old!
Person 2: Person 3 is indeed 56 years old
Person 1: Dude, Person 3 looks like he's only in his mid-30's.
Person 2: He has the gift of youth.

gift of youth by FoxNews October 8, 2015

Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving. 

When you take your wife/girlfriend to a swingers party or gangbang. It's considered a "Gift" that keeps on giving even when you're done having sex with her. There are other people around to keep giving it to her.

Yea, for Valentine's Day I brought my wife to a swingers party and that's a "Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving...."

Gift that keeps on Giving and Giving and Giving. by VAFRIENDS January 29, 2022

gift hat 

that faget ass hat john always wears

me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat

gift hat by hare dogg October 3, 2003

Gift Shifting 

The act (often by a husband) of shifting the timing of a previously planned gift to coincide with another event or holiday in order to either a)avoid being totally giftless or b) avoid double gifting

Jon gave his wife a bike on Mother's Day thereby Gift Shifting from his planned summer purchase.

Gift Shifting by Hafester May 13, 2009

gift shop on the Queen Mary 

Slang term for exploring one's homosexuality when it is still at the thinly-veiled, everyone knows but it's not official yet, closet stage.

John moved out to California to work at the gift shop on the Queen Mary, if you know what I mean.

gift shop on the Queen Mary by MakeItDrizzle July 6, 2009

gift gypped

when you receive a gift for a holiday such as christmas, and u come back to school, work, or whatever and it seems like everyone else has the same thing. when this happens you get in an uncomfortable state because you are now not considered original.

(PERSON 1) hey look that bro must have gotten the same sweater for christmas
(PERSON 2)oh crap I must have gotten gift gypped

gift gypped by stay classsy san diego January 7, 2010