Gargoyle

The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.

Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.

by larper5000 October 15, 2010

gerholding

repeating stories every time you speak to someone

A: "Have you heard about it yet"
B: "You’re Gerholding again!"

by brainbomb October 18, 2013

Gargoyle

A person who is constantly on their phone or mobile devices and so are no fun to talk to.

Popularized by Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash.

Dude, good luck trying to hit on that girl at the club, she is such a gargoyle.

"Gargoyles are no fun to talk to. They never finish a sentence. They are adrift in a laser-drawn world, scanning retinas in all directions . . . You think they’re talking to you, but they’re actually poring over the credit record of some stranger on the other side of the room."

by TheBigSmooth25 December 30, 2021

Gargone

A women with red hair who enjoys running and very tall men. She is silly but also very friendly. She plays the clarinet very well, and has some very good friends. She likes to torture people who she does not get along with (especially if their name is Chris.)

Wow! That girl is awesome! And she's holding her clarinet! She must be a Gargone!

by SamZee May 21, 2010

gargoyle

a gargoyle is a stone carving, normally described as a grotesque human form, which was beleived to scare away evil spirits.

gargoyles are kewl

by crazy one June 29, 2004

gargoyling

The act of painting one's body silver, then at night turning on a light and commencing to jerk in front of a window. When people pass by they will see the image of a gargoyle.

When Justine walked by my window, she glanced over to see me gargoyling

by The Gargoyler March 19, 2009

Gerg

someone that very very rarely gets sex

what a gerg, he hasn't a root since that foul smelling granny raped him up the bum with a zucchini

by bucket! February 21, 2003